Would you make a good comedian?

[Daffy]

I wrote a poem earlier on tonight in my poetry book.

Share it

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

What search engine do poltergeists use?


YahOooooooooo

See. Still funny

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Once my boyband looks went, my jokes no longer entertained the chicks.

And calling them "chicks" probably doesn't help, you loon

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Love @tunstall birdman me
Not in that way obviously that's just silly

 

[JAZZMANB]

Make up an original joke that could only be understood by the SMB.

Striker takes on a goalkeeper
If he loses 25 other strikers show up

 

[tunstall birdman]

They say there is someone for everyone. Just hang on to that bullshit mate

Romance is not bullshit, its true soul if you know how to do it right.

 

[Daffy]

Some nutters on here tonight
It’s class

 

[tunstall birdman]

And calling them "chicks" probably doesn't help, you loon

Broads, Dames, instead?

Love @tunstall birdman me
Not in that way obviously that's just silly

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

What search engine do dead bellboys in a haunted 1970’s hotel use?


Bingggggggg

Consistently funny. My friends call me Fed Ex cos I always deliver

 

[The Lonious Monk]

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
There’s no limit

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Broads, Dames, instead?

It explains soooo much, pal.

 

[sid84763]

My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.

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[tunstall birdman]

It explains soooo much, pal.

On your good observation, I will be best to not use the 'Hey chicky babe' chat up line again then?

What search engine do dead bellboys in a haunted 1970’s hotel use?


Bingggggggg

Consistently funny. My friends call me Fed Ex cos I always deliver

I heard two Sunderland old gannies have bought the search engine 'Yahoo' and are renaming it 'Yoohoo'.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

On your good observation, I will be best to not use the 'Hey chicky babe' chat up line again then?

you loon

 

[sid84763]

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Me and my mate @Elzie26 still make up Viz characters

Garlic Nan - a nanna who smells of garlic
Condaleeza Rice and Peas - A decective duo. They fucked up and Condaleeza said to her boss "for God's sake give Peas a chance"
Kenny's Jacket - A fat footy manager who's jacket is magic.

I have very high IQ but have never been able to focus. We have a right laugh talking absolute bollocks

 

[tunstall birdman]

you loon

I have actually used this before when pissed.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I have actually used this before when pissed.

And you wonder why you're single

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I have very high IQ

Remember only the truth is funny.