sid84763
Winger
Remember only the truth is funny.
I do though but am a piss pot.
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Remember only the truth is funny.
My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.
That's me, plus my memory is shocking I wouldn't be able to remember what made people laugh so I couldn't repeat it, plus I'm funny in a ripping the piss way which unless you are in on it probably doesn't come across, it's subjective....Not a problem
I find spontaneous wit funnier than rehearsed stuff
There’s loads of people with a dry sense of humour that would never dream of jumping on a stage in front of a crowd
I guarantee that would get you bottled in nearly every working men’s club in the Uk
SatireThat's me, plus my memory is shocking I wouldn't be able to remember what made people laugh so I couldn't repeat it, plus I'm funny in a ripping the piss way which unless you are in on it probably doesn't come across, it's subjective....
Nobody loves him that way manLove @tunstall birdman me
Not in that way obviously that's just silly
That's how Billy Connolly startedHardest thing in the world to do.
I do comedy/vocal over here so I do a song, a couple of gags, another song, another couple of gags and so on... but I'd hate to just be billed just as a comedian, though cos if that's not working, there's nowhere to go. As a comedy/vocalist of the comedy isn't working, f*ck it... I just keep singing.
There's a couple of joke tellers on here but the funny ones are the ones with the quick comebacks .Unfortunately 90% of people who attempt funny responses failA range of factors are involved. Not just material but timing, memory, personality, connection with the audience and so on.
So, no I don't have the qualifications.
I do like humour but the SMB is a tough crowd.
Mind, I'm still waiting for an answer from when I asked for examples of the jokes from whoever it was who won Funniest Poster...
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Aim highI guarantee that would get you bottled in nearly every working men’s club in the Uk
A range of factors are involved. Not just material but timing, memory, personality, connection with the audience and so on.
So, no I don't have the qualifications.
I do like humour but the SMB is a tough crowd.
Mind, I'm still waiting for an answer from when I asked for examples of the jokes from whoever it was who won Funniest Poster...
My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.
Got a huge buzz doing a long comical speech at my mates wedding and ive loved making folk laugh since a bairn but a crowd of complete strangers is another matter.
Know a lad who dies on his arse at every open mic night but hes got bigger balls than me. Read loads of comics autobiographies n its weird how most are actually shitting themselves but never ever show it.