Would you make a good comedian?

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My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.

I guarantee that would get you bottled in nearly every working men’s club in the Uk
 
A range of factors are involved. Not just material but timing, memory, personality, connection with the audience and so on.
So, no I don't have the qualifications.
I do like humour but the SMB is a tough crowd.

Mind, I'm still waiting for an answer from when I asked for examples of the jokes from whoever it was who won Funniest Poster...
 
Not a problem
I find spontaneous wit funnier than rehearsed stuff
There’s loads of people with a dry sense of humour that would never dream of jumping on a stage in front of a crowd
That's me, plus my memory is shocking I wouldn't be able to remember what made people laugh so I couldn't repeat it, plus I'm funny in a ripping the piss way which unless you are in on it probably doesn't come across, it's subjective....;):cool:
 
That's me, plus my memory is shocking I wouldn't be able to remember what made people laugh so I couldn't repeat it, plus I'm funny in a ripping the piss way which unless you are in on it probably doesn't come across, it's subjective....;):cool:
Satire
 
Hardest thing in the world to do.
I do comedy/vocal over here so I do a song, a couple of gags, another song, another couple of gags and so on... but I'd hate to just be billed just as a comedian, though cos if that's not working, there's nowhere to go. As a comedy/vocalist of the comedy isn't working, f*ck it... I just keep singing. :lol:
 
Hardest thing in the world to do.
I do comedy/vocal over here so I do a song, a couple of gags, another song, another couple of gags and so on... but I'd hate to just be billed just as a comedian, though cos if that's not working, there's nowhere to go. As a comedy/vocalist of the comedy isn't working, f*ck it... I just keep singing. :lol:
That's how Billy Connolly started ;)
 
I usually turn the quiz night into a comedy quiz night when I'm the host. Knock 60 questions up then work the comedy around that. Bit of off-the-cuff stuff thrown in on the night. Don't think I could do a comedy stand-up for half an hour though.
 
I could be a comedian in much the same way that most comedians firmly believe they could easily do everybody else’s job.
 
A range of factors are involved. Not just material but timing, memory, personality, connection with the audience and so on.
So, no I don't have the qualifications.
I do like humour but the SMB is a tough crowd.

Mind, I'm still waiting for an answer from when I asked for examples of the jokes from whoever it was who won Funniest Poster...
There's a couple of joke tellers on here but the funny ones are the ones with the quick comebacks .Unfortunately 90% of people who attempt funny responses fail
 
A range of factors are involved. Not just material but timing, memory, personality, connection with the audience and so on.
So, no I don't have the qualifications.
I do like humour but the SMB is a tough crowd.

Mind, I'm still waiting for an answer from when I asked for examples of the jokes from whoever it was who won Funniest Poster...

Who was it?
 
My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.

I did that when I did a gig at a wmc. Went down a storm.
 
Got a huge buzz doing a long comical speech at my mates wedding and ive loved making folk laugh since a bairn but a crowd of complete strangers is another matter.

Know a lad who dies on his arse at every open mic night but hes got bigger balls than me. Read loads of comics autobiographies n its weird how most are actually shitting themselves but never ever show it.
 
Got a huge buzz doing a long comical speech at my mates wedding and ive loved making folk laugh since a bairn but a crowd of complete strangers is another matter.

Know a lad who dies on his arse at every open mic night but hes got bigger balls than me. Read loads of comics autobiographies n its weird how most are actually shitting themselves but never ever show it.

Good start are best Man Speeches.
Like most who have to present at work as well. Nervous but are great at not showing it. The more you do the better you become like most things.
 

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