You know you’re old when ...

[Reptilia]

You consider having to get up only twice during the night for a piss a restful nights sleep.

 

[KeefBeer]

Your balls dip into the water when your sitting on the toilet

 

[Son of Stan]

give it time...

Meanie.

Don't laugh too hard.

A sudden sneeze is more of a worry...

 

[Latka Gravas]

Your balls dip into the water when your sitting on the toilet

Ffs

There’s more grey than brown hairs on


















the floor when you get your hair cut.

 

[KeefBeer]

Ffs

There’s more grey than brown hairs on


















the floor when you get your hair cut.

What is this hair you talk of?

 

[Latka Gravas]

What is this hair you talk of?

You know you’re old when your memory starts slipping.

 

[Dave Herbal]

You have to really concentrate to maintain an erection for over an hour.

 

[Cheesy Feet]

When young lads at work haven't heard of the bands you like..
me..i'm going out Sunday to see a Clash tribute band.
young lad..who's the Clash ?
me..let's out huge sigh..

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

Mentioned Linford Christie to one of the young’n’s at work on phys, he just looked blankly at me said ‘who?’ I’m 34.

 

[Mickdundee]

When young lads at work haven't heard of the bands you like..
me..i'm going out Sunday to see a Clash tribute band.
young lad..who's the Clash ?
me..let's out huge sigh..

TBF most people i speak to haven’t heard of the bands I like. Says more about my taste than it does their age.

 

[Rick O Shea]

What is this hair you talk of?

I'm lucky enough to have kept a reasonable head of hair.

My problem is the hair that has started to sprout from every other orifice!

That and the grunting getting out of a chair.

 

[Charmless Man]

Mentioned Linford Christie to one of the young’n’s at work on phys, he just looked blankly at me said ‘who?’ I’m 34.

It’s not like he’s some towering cultural touchstone we’d expect to transcend generations like, say, Michael Jackson.

 

[errant]

i'm going out Sunday to see a Clash tribute band.

you know you're old when...

...the only way to see your favorite bands music live, is via a tribute band gig...

 

[Charmless Man]

you know you're old when...

...the only way to see your favorite bands music live, is via a tribute band gig...

We can all sleep safe in the knowledge that at least one Thin Lizzy tribute act has been taken off the road for a while.

 

[errant]

It’s not like he’s some towering cultural touchstone we’d expect to transcend generations like, say, Michael Jackson.

bet the same kids don't know who derek pringle or john embury are either...

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

bet the same kids don't know who derek pringle or john embury are either...

Who!?

 

[Charmless Man]

bet the same kids don't know who derek pringle or john embury are either...

I get that Christie won some major titles like, but he’s not exactly a massive sporting figure. He only won the olympics cos Carl Lewis didn’t compete, for example.

 

[errant]

He only won the olympics cos Carl Lewis didn’t compete, for example.

there's another reason why he won too, but that wasnt proven till he retired...

 

[PhilSAFC]

You have to really concentrate to maintain an erection for over an hour.

 

[errant]

Who!?

exactly!