Annoying Things About Warm Weather In The UK

[peil]

BBQs are ok in the correct setting. Not a fan of going somewhere nice & all you get is a whiff of smoke & see dickheads leaving litter everywhere & burning picnic benches. Irresponsible arse holes who start them in places where they shouldnt will end up rendering them illegal in public places:- Marsden Moor fire 'started by barbecue'

One started on the hills above Balloch yesterday evening, looked like a BBQ

 

[Notorious N O B]

Love summer me like. This weekend I've been out with the lads in beer gardens, beach twice with the family, 2 bbqs and everything in between was beers in the garden. Love it

 

[peil]

Skinny people complaining about fat people walking around topless

taps aff

 

[BigPete]

Garden fires when you've got your washing out, everyone in their back gardens til all hours whereupon the immediate vicinity turns into party central.

Have arse hole neighbours then I always check to make sure everyone’s washings in and it’s getting dark.

Handy way to get rid off a days gardening when the brown bins full.

 

[Stray Cat]

Wasps, flies and f***ing midges

 

[West_Winger]

The fact we’re slowly killing the planet and this is only the start of it.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

The fat,lazy bird in the office declaring "It's too hot to work" at 8.25am whilst supping her 2nd cup of the day and eating a crumpet.

 

[mysticmackem]

Does that sort of thing really happen? I've been away too long (or not long enough)

Oh yes! we have them in the street !! Problem is that they think that they are so cool and trendy, when the rest of the street are taking the p*ss out of them.

 

[mickeymoor]

You also missed out chav's sitting in their nasty small plastic hot tubs, drinking cheap prossecco, popping the corks over the neighbours fence, shouting loudly over the noise of the pump, and running around the street in stolen white hotel bathrobes. Pure class.

Do you live next door to me

 

[The Raven]

That'll learn you to park in a dogging hotspot

Full madone for that

 

[Shivafever]

The return of cold weather

 

[Shivafever]

Sea frets

 

[Big Duke Six]

Chiff chaff.

 

[Ijustsaidthat]

Imaging thinking warm weather in the UK annoyed people.... and then people replied.

 

[mysticmackem]

Do you live next door to me

If the people next door take the Mickey, Mickey it's quite possible. However, you have two sheds iirc, therefore highly improbable.

 

[Big Duke Six]

If the people next door take the Mickey, Mickey it's quite possible. However, you have two sheds iirc, therefore highly improbable.

Colin (Two Sheds) Jackson?

 

[mickeymoor]

Colin (Two Sheds) Jackson?

What happened in Stanhope yesterday police and forensic near the old town hall

 

[Big Duke Six]

What happened in Stanhope yesterday police and forensic near the old town hall

How the fuck would I kna?

 

[mysticmackem]

What happened in Stanhope yesterday police and forensic near the old town hall

This is getting weird Mickey. I was in Stanhope yesterday, saw the police scene of crime investigation van there, and the police cordon up, as I drove through the main street. Don't know what was going on though.

 

[mickeymoor]

How the fuck would I kna?

Thought you lived there