Annoying Things About Warm Weather In The UK

[Lord Potts]

Could be worse, you could be abroad and walk past a bloke wearing socks with sandals AND a f***ing bum bag

I was infuriated when you didn't acknowledge me.

 

[taipeisafc]

You also missed out chav's sitting in their nasty small plastic hot tubs, drinking cheap prossecco, popping the corks over the neighbours fence, shouting loudly over the noise of the pump, and running around the street in stolen white hotel bathrobes. Pure class.

Does that sort of thing really happen? I've been away too long (or not long enough)

 

[Deleted User 11453]

The sticky stuff on my car after I parked it under a tree.

Monkey jizz?

Wasp.

KISS

 

[The Raven]

Monkey jizz?

Google says it's honeydew but your guess sounds better

 

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[Deleted member 559]

Wasps are *****

 

[monkeytassle]

Absolutely nothing. Better than grey damp.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Hosepipe bans
Yellow lawns
Dead shrubbery
Empty reservoirs
Death rays from the sun
Flies
Pestilence
Death

 

[biilymack]

Having to drive into the middle of nowhere to avoid a lot of above.

 

[Charmless Man]

Absolutely nothing. Better than grey damp.

Wasp.

 

[The Lambton Worm]

Part time drinkers
Double parking (blocking me in)
Wasps

 

[scraff]

BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals

You sound like a barrel of laughs

 

[jubblies]

OP should have listened more in school, he obviously lives in a terrible area.

 

[Charmless Man]

When you go for a nice swim in Durham and a bouncer comes and gives you grief over it.

 

[GingerNick]

sweaty people on public transport...keep your f***ing shirt on and get some anti perspirant

 

[MunkyHeed]

Murdering 30 chilli seedlings by leaving them in a propagator with the lid on in the garden on Saturday. Even the plastic plant pots melted.

‘Exotic’ my arse.

 

[Kenna]

Fat people complaining about skinny people walking around topless

Skinny people complaining about fat people walking around topless

 

[Spennymackem1981]

Whoever said bbqs is a nonce

 

[safcforever]

BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals

BBQ’s are class

I wear sandals from May to September man. Fuck all wrong with that.

Go to a better beach

Drinking outside is class anarl

The rest I fully agree with

 

[Keawyeds]

The sticky stuff on my car after I parked it under a tree.

That'll learn you to park in a dogging hotspot