Annoying Things About Warm Weather In The UK

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals

You missed out the displaying of a whole bunch of rotten tattoos that would normally be hidden from view.

 

[mysticmackem]

BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals

You also missed out chav's sitting in their nasty small plastic hot tubs, drinking cheap prossecco, popping the corks over the neighbours fence, shouting loudly over the noise of the pump, and running around the street in stolen white hotel bathrobes. Pure class.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

You also missed out chav's sitting in their nasty small plastic hot tubs, drinking cheap prossecco, popping the corks over the neighbours fence, shouting loudly over the noise of the pump, and running around the street in stolen white hotel bathrobes. Pure class.

I also assume they have dragged their fuckin' massive telly into the garden too.

 

[CheersMarra84]

Just the hay fever for me, absolutely hate the bastard thing. I love everything else about the Summer.

 

[Arkle]

Keith from next door also sunbathing nude alongside Georgina.

 

[look out piano]

Garden fires when you've got your washing out, everyone in their back gardens til all hours whereupon the immediate vicinity turns into party central.

 

[mysticmackem]

I also assume they have dragged their fuckin' massive telly into the garden too.

'Kinell, you're not wrong.!! But I suspect it once belonged to someone else !!

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Saying it's too hot to sleep, popping downstairs for a BTW and then getting caught

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Could be worse, you could be abroad and walk past a bloke wearing socks with sandals AND a f***ing bum bag

He was going for the Donald from Benidorm look

 

[Deleted member 37549]

Seems to trigger the dregs of society to appear from under their rocks. Roll on November.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Never knowing when it's going to happen
People plan weddings ,fetes ,shows etc and it pisses down

Windscreen caked in dead insects.
Twats on motorbikes every where you go.

Two knackers tried to run their cars into me on my bike today
Must be all those flies

 

[dangermows]

Having to go to work.

 

[ErichZann]

There are lots of people who do not venture out when the weather is not warm. I don't like them.

 

[wigwams]

So nowt but looking down on others then

 

[Chal]

People wearing massive puffer jackets when the temperature is in the 20s, why?!

 

[Effrafax]

The sticky stuff on my car after I parked it under a tree.

I did this once, apparently wasps are attracted to the sap, my bastard car was covered in wasps, took about 20 minutes for me to get in it. I now do not park under trees.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Shitty disposable BBQ’s in the park, scorch the grass and then let someone else clear it up - ignorant fucks

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Fat people complaining about skinny people walking around topless

 

[Charmless Man]

Wasp.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

It usually means the end of the football season and weeks of kicking heels followed by weeks of necessary but uninteresting friendlies.