Annoying Things About Warm Weather In The UK

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houst69

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BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals
 


Fat lasses in next to nowt.
houst69 said:
BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals
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Imagine not liking BBQs :lol:
 
dangermows said:
Fat lasses in next to nowt.


Imagine not liking BBQs :lol:
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BBQs are ok in the correct setting. Not a fan of going somewhere nice & all you get is a whiff of smoke & see dickheads leaving litter everywhere & burning picnic benches. Irresponsible arse holes who start them in places where they shouldnt will end up rendering them illegal in public places:- Marsden Moor fire 'started by barbecue'
 
houst69 said:
BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals
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You sound like fun to be around
 
houst69 said:
BBQ’s
Drinking Tins In The Street
Drinking Pints In The Street
People wearing sandals, men mainly
Booze shelves empty in supermarkets
Loud Happy Hardcore Rave Music in cars
Beer Gardens when parents let kids run riot
Days out at the beach which is full of dog shit
People littering
Cutting grass at 7am
Cutting grass at 8pm
Conceding last minute goals
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Agree with all except BBQ and grass cutting.
 
AN attractive young woman in a pretty summer dress is putting men and woman alike in a terrible mood.

The unidentified pretty girl was described by onlookers as having an utterly carefree manner. She exuded youth, beauty and an innocent sensuality.

36-year-old Tom Logan said: “She was like a lovely living statue or some nymph from Welsh mythology, a beautiful mystical thing.

“However I am tired, old and miserable. She would rather die than glance at me.

“I hate myself and my tired lust.”

Office worker Emma Bradford said: “I love her dress but I would definitely look a bit fat in it.


“By comparison I am a massive, sweaty sow. To hell with everything, I’m going to buy the biggest possible bag of Haribo and consume it in the toilet at work.”

Father-of-two Stephen Malley said: “I love my family but part of me now wants to abandon them. Summer is such a downer.
 

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