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Geronimo said:
It has more time given over to traffic reports , weather and Holy Island crossing times than the calls which in themselves consist mainly of the same 4 or 5 stupid old bassas who shouldn't really be allowed access to a phone from their care centre.

we know that the A1, western by-pass, Silverlink, central motorway, Cowgate and the A19 at Moor Farm roundabout will be very slow moving. They always are between 5.30 and 6.30. Save a lot of time it they just said "Traffic same as always at this time" and moved on.

And don't get me started on the ludicrous Guess with Graham. Example question ..
"There were a reported 17 of the gravy-stained shouting at Sports Direct on Northumberland St yesterday. Can you name them? "



Marco is a tit. I saw the extended highlights confirming this.
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Mmm tits usually come as a pair-or are you claiming Riccardo is also one!

gipetto said:
One fella was angrily telling Lascelles that they need to attack more and reminded him that they scored two goals against Man United about five times :lol:
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So by my Maths that’s 10 goals they scored in that match;)
 
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Geronimo said:
It has more time given over to traffic reports , weather and Holy Island crossing times than the calls which in themselves consist mainly of the same 4 or 5 stupid old bassas who shouldn't really be allowed access to a phone from their care centre.

we know that the A1, western by-pass, Silverlink, central motorway, Cowgate and the A19 at Moor Farm roundabout will be very slow moving. They always are between 5.30 and 6.30. Save a lot of time it they just said "Traffic same as always at this time" and moved on.

And don't get me started on the ludicrous Guess with Graham. Example question ..
"There were a reported 17 of the gravy-stained shouting at Sports Direct on Northumberland St yesterday. Can you name them? "

Marco is a tit. I saw the extended highlights confirming this.
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It'll be the Tertel Spert team ringing them up, because they hardly get any callers.
 
viccarlton said:
I'm not sure whether you're on a wind up about the weather?
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Genuinely not mate :lol: I get other people like that information. I can probably count on one hand a year the amount of times I look at the weather. If it’s pissing down it’s pissing down. I can’t do anything about it.
 
ObserverPhil said:
Extra 30 minutes of Turtle Spurt from next Monday 5-7
More Marco
More travel reports
More weather bulletins
Oh joy!:)
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And holy f ING island times.

As a result of their up to date sporting prowess my other teams now the gatesheed blyth north Shields south Shields Berwick Nissan second 11 newc basketball newc rugger and ALL women's sports...even though no one attends and they are crap.

It's a great show and beautifully political correct. No naughty words of cough cough Benno will duck under the desk with Prydee Marcoe and Benno. That posh tweed fella does turn up though. Great commentator....where's the f ING ball now we wonder cough cough. It's a goal yelp said Been ah so it wasn't.

Also love the weather mind. It's on at 5.05 5.15 5.15 5.45 6.05 etc. Doeant change much stra gley in that hour. And after the dick head Pryde reading the weather headlines he will then ask Fat Boy Mooney what the weather will be...and oh how they will laugh at some inane comment.

Of course the temp 's can be given as minus 2 or up to 10C. That's it.
Where is this minus 2 top of some hill in Durham ffs. No it is not named and if it was so fuck.


And finally and in the best and latest BBC presentation tradition we will be give and 10 updates of news shows on soon.
Alfie Joey .....and the bird. There for you when you wake up in the morning. With great stories and weather, oh and takes from Cowhill and Cowgate....what were those H I crossing tines again please.

Now time for Prydee to mention hi's boring running now, but perhaps not time to explain why he disappears even more often that Marco on round the world freebies paid for by the taxpayer to cover sports attended by only a small number of PC brigade morons that do not interest the listeners as we want to talk about the lads or the scum. Thats it.

Time for question from that boring old git question from Graham. Or if we are really lucky a stupid question from Prydee again about some boring and arbitrary subject with a rediculous answer no f er knows or is interested in. And and Marco etc refuse to answer and so he takes the huff and waffles some more.

Love the channel me like.:lol:
 
richest said:
And holy f ING island times.

As a result of their up to date sporting prowess my other teams now the gatesheed blyth north Shields south Shields Berwick Nissan second 11 newc basketball newc rugger and ALL women's sports...even though no one attends and they are crap.

It's a great show and beautifully political correct. No naughty words of cough cough Benno will duck under the desk with Prydee Marcoe and Benno. That posh tweed fella does turn up though. Great commentator....where's the f ING ball now we wonder cough cough. It's a goal yelp said Been ah so it wasn't.

Also love the weather mind. It's on at 5.05 5.15 5.15 5.45 6.05 etc. Doeant change much stra gley in that hour. And after the dick head Pryde reading the weather headlines he will then ask Fat Boy Mooney what the weather will be...and oh how they will laugh at some inane comment.

Of course the temp 's can be given as minus 2 or up to 10C. That's it.
Where is this minus 2 top of some hill in Durham ffs. No it is not named and if it was so fuck.


And finally and in the best and latest BBC presentation tradition we will be give and 10 updates of news shows on soon.
Alfie Joey .....and the bird. There for you when you wake up in the morning. With great stories and weather, oh and takes from Cowhill and Cowgate....what were those H I crossing tines again please.

Now time for Prydee to mention hi's boring running now, but perhaps not time to explain why he disappears even more often that Marco on round the world freebies paid for by the taxpayer to cover sports attended by only a small number of PC brigade morons that do not interest the listeners as we want to talk about the lads or the scum. Thats it.

Time for question from that boring old git question from Graham. Or if we are really lucky a stupid question from Prydee again about some boring and arbitrary subject with a rediculous answer no f er knows or is interested in. And and Marco etc refuse to answer and so he takes the huff and waffles some more.

Love the channel me like.:lol:
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Alreet Eric?
 
Today's running on the full time phone-in tonight.

Newcastle fan
Newcastle discussion
Newcastle fan
Pre-recorded comments from Jack Ross
Newcastle fan
Newcastle discussion
 
Geronimo said:
Marco is a tit. I saw the extended highlights confirming this.
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I find the show fairly drab so don’t listen, simple enough.

This isn’t aimed directly at you and more of a general point to this type of comment, but to call one of our recent legends during my lifetime certainly (I’m post 73, and Gary Rowell) isn’t on.

Marco can talk all the shite he wants on a radio show I don’t listen to, but I’ll still never say a bad word about him, massive part in lifting us from division 3 to old division 1, 1 in 2 goals record, mag slayer, the list goes on.

I never here Mag fans saying similar about Shearer no matter what they think about him on MOTD.
 
richest said:
And holy f ING island times.

As a result of their up to date sporting prowess my other teams now the gatesheed blyth north Shields south Shields Berwick Nissan second 11 newc basketball newc rugger and ALL women's sports...even though no one attends and they are crap.

It's a great show and beautifully political correct. No naughty words of cough cough Benno will duck under the desk with Prydee Marcoe and Benno. That posh tweed fella does turn up though. Great commentator....where's the f ING ball now we wonder cough cough. It's a goal yelp said Been ah so it wasn't.

Also love the weather mind. It's on at 5.05 5.15 5.15 5.45 6.05 etc. Doeant change much stra gley in that hour. And after the dick head Pryde reading the weather headlines he will then ask Fat Boy Mooney what the weather will be...and oh how they will laugh at some inane comment.

Of course the temp 's can be given as minus 2 or up to 10C. That's it.
Where is this minus 2 top of some hill in Durham ffs. No it is not named and if it was so fuck.


And finally and in the best and latest BBC presentation tradition we will be give and 10 updates of news shows on soon.
Alfie Joey .....and the bird. There for you when you wake up in the morning. With great stories and weather, oh and takes from Cowhill and Cowgate....what were those H I crossing tines again please.

Now time for Prydee to mention hi's boring running now, but perhaps not time to explain why he disappears even more often that Marco on round the world freebies paid for by the taxpayer to cover sports attended by only a small number of PC brigade morons that do not interest the listeners as we want to talk about the lads or the scum. Thats it.

Time for question from that boring old git question from Graham. Or if we are really lucky a stupid question from Prydee again about some boring and arbitrary subject with a rediculous answer no f er knows or is interested in. And and Marco etc refuse to answer and so he takes the huff and waffles some more.

Love the channel me like.:lol:
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A beautiful rant mate :lol::lol:
 
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