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I hated you lot as a bairn. Not my fault I had a 50 pence heed!Early 20's when I was still living with parents.
I was lying in the back garden, some of the youth of the street were playing footy and the ball came over the fence.
So I hoyed it back over the fence and shouted 'if the ball comes over here again, I'll put a knife through it'
I hated you lot as a bairn. Not my fault I had a 50 pence heed!
Me..." Who's left in the kitchen"
Daughter.. " no one"
Me. " well why is the light left on"
And
" away yay, hurry up and shut that door!! Heating the friggin street"
I had turned into my dad..
Is this a whoosh?The first book was released about 20 years ago.
Saying that it wasn't on the curriculum so he's either really advanced or a liar.
Nope, the lad was just talking shite. In my experience its common for people who mention Harry Potter in a pub.Is this a whoosh?
But it doesn't matter when the book was released. He didn't claim to read the first release when it came out. He said it was the first book he ever ready, so likely that was approx 12/13 years ago, assuming he's approx 20Nope, the lad was just talking shite. In my experience its common for people who mention Harry Potter in a pub.
It's still not going to be the first book he ever read mate.But it doesn't matter when the book was released. He didn't claim to read the first release when it came out. He said it was the first book he ever ready, so likely that was approx 12/13 years ago, assuming he's approx 20
I go round my folks and every bloody light is on, so I do the same. I've become my dad to my folks I think. They still go on holiday every few months like so they can't be as skint as they let on. Maybe its cos I keep telling them I'd rather they have a good time than me have an inheritance.Me..." Who's left in the kitchen"
Daughter.. " no one"
Me. " well why is the light left on"
And
" away yay, hurry up and shut that door!! Heating the friggin street"
I had turned into my dad..
I tell my mam to stop spending my money.I go round my folks and every bloody light is on, so I do the same. I've become my dad to my folks I think. They still go on holiday every few months like so they can't be as skint as they let on. Maybe its cos I keep telling them I'd rather they have a good time than me have an inheritance.
Never knew my brother posted on here!I tell my mam to stop spending my money.
Your brother must be a funny guyNever knew my brother posted on here!
Mr MagooI’m the opposite, it’s signs and stuff at the end of the street I need them for.
Same as me, that's f***ing frightening. I'll probably be dead though so won't see iti was 18 in 90. if it takes as long again to get to a WC semi. I’ll be 74.
Seventy-f***ing-four
Talking with somebody in office about pocket money and chores you did as a kid and then having to explain to the office youngster (in their very early 20s) what you mean by “getting the coal in”