First time you said something that made you realise your old?

[OOOSH YEAH]

Just described an album as ‘good album to do your housework to’

 

[KeefBeer]

Earlier this summer while out with family on a sunny day.
"There's some heat in that sun mind"

 

[Musicman]

Thanks for the free prescription

 

[dangermows]

You're (before someone else does)

 

[Baloo]

You're (before someone else does)

reported?

 

[dangermows]

reported?

Shocking that like.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Bickering with the Mrs over which shade of cream to use when painting the landing. I've never given an opinion on any decorating since.

I was writing a Q1 18/19 performance report today. 2019 man, weren't we supposed to be living on moon bases by now.

 

[bigmarlon]

I said to my Daughter... "That's cool". She assured me that people don't say "cool" any more.

Well nobody f***ing told me!

 

[Spot]

No way am I paying 2/- for a pint

 

[Some Random Guy]

I said to my Daughter... "That's cool". She assured me that people don't say "cool" any more.

My stock response to my kid when he pulls that shit is "I don't pay for cheeky little ***** now"

 

[cornish mackem]

When I noticed I sighed a lot

 

[Some Random Guy]

No way am I paying 2/- for a pint

"Once it's £5 for a box of 20 I'll quit"

 

[EchoMan]

First time I realised must have been 10 years ago and I can’t remember what it was now.

 

[Some Random Guy]

First time I realised must have been 10 years ago and I can’t remember what it was now.

I remember getting pissed at my mam's 40th. Hoyed up a shit load of Bols Blue iirc. Makes me sick to think I'll be that age in a few years.

It only seems 5 minutes ago too.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

First time I realised must have been 10 years ago and I can’t remember what it was now.

Keep calling footballers bairns

This is the last World Cup I’ll be younger than the England manger most likely

 

[chelt_mackem]

The first time I told my son: "When I was your age...."

 

[Lexingtongue]

'A f***ing white pube?!!'

 

[evh78]

Keep calling footballers bairns

This is the last World Cup I’ll be younger than the England manger most likely

Aye at the Queen of the South game on Saturday, “oh good save son”. What the fuck did I just say...

 

[Some Random Guy]

'A f***ing white pube?!!'

"In my f***ing kebab"

 

[Lexingtongue]

"In my f***ing kebab"

That regularly happened even in my youth, mate.