Simpsons Quotes

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

I still know this

You're not funny any more.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

You're not funny any more.

Shame, that

 

[Paolo's Right Hand]

Krusty: Those are meant to be baggy pants...BAGGY!!

 

[Keawyeds]

I think everyone on this thread would benefit greatly from this website
https://frinkiac.com

This whole episode "Bart Gets An Elephant" is absolutely littered with fantastic lines.
Especially this section.

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[MarcoG]

Channel 4's got a great line up today

12:30 - Homer Goes to College
12:55 - Mr Plow
1:25 - Homie the Clown
1:55 - Homer Badman
2:20 - Last Exit to Springfield
2:50 - Last Temptation of Homer
3:20 - Homer the Heretic
3:50 - Deep Space Homer
4:15 - Homer the Great

Starts on 4+1 in twenty minutes if you missed the first couple of episodes.

 

[ChrisAshley]

Krusty 'Aghhh I look exactly the same'
Doctor 'You look at least 10 years younger plus i've gave you breasts'
Krusty 'Do you hear me complaining about the breasts?'

 

[Junior Birdman]

"Use the forks"

 

[IAmZlatan]

Channel 4's got a great line up today

12:30 - Homer Goes to College
12:55 - Mr Plow
1:25 - Homie the Clown
1:55 - Homer Badman
2:20 - Last Exit to Springfield
2:50 - Last Temptation of Homer
3:20 - Homer the Heretic
3:50 - Deep Space Homer
4:15 - Homer the Great

Starts on 4+1 in twenty minutes if you missed the first couple of episodes.

Class line up. Love the 4th series, me.

 

[errant]

12:55 - Mr Plow

love that episode!

Class line up. Love the 4th series, me.

classic stuff...

 

[Iceman97]

"You've gotta help us, doc. We've tried nothin', and we're all out of ideas!"

 

[The Truth]

You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad!

 

[Junior Birdman]

"No one who speaks German can be an evil man."

 

[Pop]

 

[Doctor Diesel]

Not sure if it's been said already but

"Ah - Alcohol; the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems"

 

[Junior Birdman]

"Whoa, whoa! A fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies."

Genius.

 

[mysticmackem]

"Chew through my ball sack"

 

[Tongey]

Used to watch the Simpsons every night, but it's only now im older that I appreciate how funny it is. Watched about 10 episodes i'd never seen before on Monday night (think they were on E4 or something)

 

[Joe-B]

Steamed Hams may be one of the greatest comedy sketches of all time.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Nobody likes milhouse

 

[Typhoonftm]

Steamed Hams may be one of the greatest comedy sketches of all time.

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it’s a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I’m from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, “steamed hams.”

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it’s an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.