Simpsons Quotes

[Joe-B]

Seeing the thread earlier, what's your favourite Simpsons Quotes?

One of mine has to be when Homer is banned from Moes and has to find another bar, ends up in a Lesbian bar...

"Wait a minute, something's bothering me about this place...I KNOW! This Lesbian Bar doesn't have a fire exit, ENJOY YOUR DEATHTRAP LADIES"

Buggers off and then some Lesbian says "What was her problem?"

 

[Ras Kassiano]

i hope i didn't brain my damage.

 

[Lewberry pie]

must kill moe
weeeeeeeeee
must kill moe
weeeeeeeeeee

 

[SAFC_Jack]

"Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in a feels the Gs!"

 

[Struts]

"I was saying boo-urns"

 

[j.w]

Aaarggh boogeyman

 

[screwjack]

this cracks me up every time

 

[Cappuccino Kid]

From the episode where Bart gets shipped to France in exchange for an Albanian.

Homer: "An Albanian? You mean all white with pink eyes?"

 

[Sebasaurus II]

"We can take the Spruce Moose! Hop in Smithers...*cocks gun* I said hop in."

 

[Joe-B]

"Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in a feels the Gs!"

I would love to touch his name but I musn't.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

'Doh!'

 

[Skandhaless]

Marge " but homer what about my womanly needs ? "
Homer " oh sure , well what about MY womanly needs ??"

 

[super noodles]

Buenos ding dong diddly dias senor
http://www.frequency.com/video/buenos-ding-dong-diddly-dias-senor/145597915/-/5-96964

 

[Joe-B]

"That's preposterous. Get out! You're banned from this Historical Society. You, and your children, and your children's children! ... for 3 months."

 

[screwjack]

 

[Fred Secrets]

Homer looking up towards the heavens : ''I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there Superman, please save me''.

 

[redandwhiterob]

You told people I lured children into my gingerbread house

 

[Ras Kassiano]

Release the hounds.

 

[SAFC_Jack]

"It's drinking the water!"

 

[Joe-B]

"Slow down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure"

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