Simpsons Quotes

[Pepper_Jack]

Too many to pick favourites, so I'll just leave this here

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Too many to pick favourites, so I'll just leave this here

It's an Uttica thing.

 

[Iceman97]

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

"A canoe made out of country ham? You know I'll eat it!"

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[Keawyeds]

"Have you ever seen anybody say goodbye to a shoe Homer?"

"Yes, once".

Albert Brooks is excellent in every Simpsons episode. Even the more recent ones. The Heart-Broke Kid is a cracker.

 

[RossTheNinja]

The lesson is, never try

 

[knumbskull]

Can I play the piano anymore
Of course you can
But I couldn’t before

 

[Keawyeds]

The episode where Ned goes bonkers and they find his old psychologist was one of my favourites.

Ned Flanders? Yes I'll hurry. And may God have mercy on us all... Honey? Where are my shoes.

I think they're in the den...

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[Batdad]

Wait a minute.... There's a lemon behind that rock!

 

[IAmZlatan]

"Why are you keeping that thing?"

"As a reminder, Marge"

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[Keawyeds]

Realised I'm saying this at the moment

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Decent exclamation, but I probably enjoy it because of the next line

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[matt228]

I'm in Springfield at Universal Studios, California right now.

MR SPARKLE!!

 

[Keawyeds]

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Classic

 

[What A Waster]

Never seen The Simpsons before like. Any good?

 

[GingerNick]

the writers predict the future...

5 Real-Life Events Predicted by <em>Simpsons</em> Jokes

 

[matt228]

Never seen The Simpsons before like. Any good?

 

[PRViiS]

My Hank Scorpio tattoo

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[shadowplay]

I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.

 

[mcq10]

My Hank Scorpio tattoo

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I’d ask for a refund...

 

[chriswallace85]

"You throw YOUR peanuts."