Simpsons Quotes

[Iceman97]

 

[Batdad]

"Ma cans! Ma precious antique cans! Aw, look what you done to 'em."

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[WildTurkey]

Mmmmmm, mediciney

 

[TheRey]

"I'm used to humiliation Bart, but not in front of a crowd that size"

 

[Aituk7]

Lisa: Why do springfield and shelbyville hate each other
Groundskeeper Willie: It's like the scots and the english.... or the scots and the welsh.... or scots and other scots..... those blummin scots.... MESSING UP SCOTLAND!!!

 

[LondonMackem]

Krusty shouting from the fire truck to Chief Wiggum in his new SWAT truck during the parade: "Hey Chief, does SWAT stand for short, wide and tubby?!

Chief Wiggum: "I'm not sure but I doubt it!"

 

[Pop]

 

[TopCat]

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Yeah I know.

 

[RossTheNinja]

 

[Paolo's Right Hand]

Groundskeeper Willie: When elected Mayor, my first job will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn ya town to cinders!
Builder: *Erm, the mics on!*
Groundskeeper Willie: I KNOW IT'S ON!!

 

[shadowplay]

You ruined our undefeated season, you ruined everything, ruiner. My sister likes you.

 

[Pop]

 

[Reiver]

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Oh, "Beer, the cause and solution of all life's problems", which must have been posted 397 times already.

Also Lisa playing classical gas.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

You're still hilarious.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

You're still hilarious.

I know

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

I know

You're still hilarious.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

You're still hilarious.

I still know this