Simpsons Quotes

[xmfd]

Frank Grimes - classic episode

Definitely. The older series have some of the best written TV episodes of all time.

 

[Dubai Si]

One the other day cracked me up and I don't really know why.

A factory collapses, forcing a colony of rats to evacuate. They all cross the road and obviously go straight into Moe's tavern. A couple of seconds pass and Moe goes "alright everyone tuck your pants into your socks".

The timing is absolutely spot on in the older episodes.

I was thinking of the exact same scene. Was in hysterics the first time I saw it. Brilliant.

 

[xmfd]

I was thinking of the exact same scene. Was in hysterics the first time I saw it. Brilliant.

Old Simpsons makes me laugh out loud more than any other program probably

 

[njmackem]

Seeing the thread earlier, what's your favourite Simpsons Quotes?

One of mine has to be when Homer is banned from Moes and has to find another bar, ends up in a Lesbian bar...

"Wait a minute, something's bothering me about this place...I KNOW! This Lesbian Bar doesn't have a fire exit, ENJOY YOUR DEATHTRAP LADIES"

Buggers off and then some Lesbian says "What was her problem?"

 

[Bulmers]

i've always liked
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.

 

[LondonBlackCat]

May have put this up before, but:

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Montgomery Burns: "Oooh, that's going to bleed next time my heart beats!" (I think)

 

[HeaderDownBrown]

"Marge my friend...I've haven't learnt a thing...."

 

[BigPete]

May have put this up before, but:

Shite

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Shite

Started on the meths early?

 

[BigPete]

Started on the meths early?

Wish I did would have enjoyed that video more

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Wish I did would have enjoyed that video more

Admittedly a few pints makes simpsonwave even better.

 

[BigPete]

Admittedly a few pints makes simpsonwave even better.

 

[Redandwhitedust]

"Marge. A gun is not a weapon. Its a tool. Like a butcher's knife, a harpoon.... or a... ermmm Alligator" - Homer Simpson

The Cartridge Family is one of my favourite episodes ever...

 

[Smartprice Bacon]

Emu farm!!!

 

[Keawyeds]

Emu farm!!!

You're priceless, Marge!

 

[The Continuing Story]

Watched this the other day and pissed myself laughing

 

[Pants]

Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

 

[Aidan11]

"Have you ever seen anybody say goodbye to a shoe Homer?"

"Yes, once".

 

[gasman]

. The ‘public speaker’ gag always tickled me