Stupid Names for Bairns - 2017

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She certainly wasn't born in 2017, but "Hannah-Polly" is a shocker of a first name.
Hannah or Polly.
Pick one don't just ram them together like a poorly created Lego Spaceship.
 
Tex said:
The lad out of 'That Seventies Show' doesn't like 'Chris' so goes by 'Topher' which is bloody ridiculous but people in Hollywood are always doing some gimmick to make their name seem more recognizable. Like pointless inclusion of middle names. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in case we get her mixed up with all the other Mary Mastrantonios there are out there.
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I've met an grown adult in the North East of England who goes by the name of Topher
 
This is worthy of a large bump.

I just saw this on BBC Football Gossip
Timmy Abraham, the 15-year-old brother of Tammy, has joined Fulham from Charlton Athletic

Clearly Mr and Mrs Abraham have an extremely limited imagination. Or they have a lot of things monogrammed for Tammy and are basically giving his younger brother altered hand-me-downs
Timmy and Tammy.
Fucks sake...
 
Keawyeds said:
This is worthy of a large bump.

I just saw this on BBC Football Gossip
Timmy Abraham, the 15-year-old brother of Tammy, has joined Fulham from Charlton Athletic

Clearly Mr and Mrs Abraham have an extremely limited imagination. Or they have a lot of things monogrammed for Tammy and are basically giving his younger brother altered hand-me-downs
Timmy and Tammy.
Fucks sake...
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you missed out their brother Tommy yer daft twat
 
Keawyeds said:
This is worthy of a large bump.

I just saw this on BBC Football Gossip
Timmy Abraham, the 15-year-old brother of Tammy, has joined Fulham from Charlton Athletic

Clearly Mr and Mrs Abraham have an extremely limited imagination. Or they have a lot of things monogrammed for Tammy and are basically giving his younger brother altered hand-me-downs
Timmy and Tammy.
Fucks sake...
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Terrible if they get a poorly tummy.
 
Two always stick in my mind. One is just funny and the other I cant remember the surname. But it's not the surname that's the issue

Elizabeth fuller-hiscock

Stan the man
 
Chappers said:
Two always stick in my mind. One is just funny and the other I cant remember the surname. But it's not the surname that's the issue

Elizabeth fuller-hiscock

Stan the man
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My Dad and Grandad were called Stan. Dad hated the name and yet called his first born Stan too! Not a lot of kids being called after their Dads/Mams these days - it would stop a lot of ridiculous names that's for sure.
 
The Archer said:
We had an offshore IT person at my last job with the unfortunate name of Seema Shitole.

I jest not.
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I have one called Clarence Kok Wee. :lol:

KarenDent said:
Love the birth announcemnts in the telelgraph

Cordelia Margot D'Oyly Acloque has just made an entrance :eek: bless her lets hope she's a good speller
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I Assume that she will have someone to do her writing with a name like that.
 
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