Charmless Man
Striker
Surely you get to a stage in life where you wouldn't WANT to be discovered, and suddenly going from facing someone who got pissed last night and had a smoke at half time to facing what is apparently a JCB with legs who can run the 100m in 11 seconds.
Aye, I don't think there's many Samu Manoas around in the weekend leagues.
15 years ago I'd have been quite the physical specimen as a centre in the pro game. I'm probably a stone shy of the average centre in the premiership nowadays. Crazy how the game has changed.