Charmless Man
Striker
Still playing at almost 40.
I support Ulster but go to the Falcons at least once a month.
My daughter has just been selected for the county!
My stepdad has is still going at 49 like. Keeps saying 'this is my last season, definitely.' Never happens.
The archetypal wandering prop. By the time he's caught up with play it's time for another scrum.