Bishop Mackem
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in my state last night I'm surprised I didn't lop me helmet off mind
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in my state last night I'm surprised I didn't lop me helmet off mind
HarrogateMackem
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Reading through it appears we/I was planning a SMB trip next year... it might explain why I had a suitcase out and filled it with clothes and beers ...Also i think i might have poured a spirit over the suitcase rarther then put the bottle in
...Also i think i might have poured a spirit over the suitcase rarther then put the bottle in 
Honestly?
Yes, honestly. Not as often as the pubes but if we're both drunk i can pretty much guarantee she'll shave me arse then i'll stick me tongue up hers then we'll shag and i'll fall asleep
Bishop Mackem
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If we did that trip I guaruntee we'd all either die or be locked upReading through it appears we/I was planning a SMB trip next year... it might explain why I had a suitcase out and filled it with clothes and beers
tunstall birdman
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I did not get to sleep until 3.30 and got a little drunk after the bairns went to bed. They told me to have a lie in and they would do their own breakfast.
I've been up since eight!!!!!!!!
Feel champion now.(not the Wonder Horse).As long as you both have fun.
HarrogateMackem
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If we did that trip I guaruntee we'd all either die or be locked up
Im sure it would be fine
alexander
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My head is spinning and I've shaved all my pubes off for some reason. Me lass isn't best pleased like, looks like a chicken apparently
Reverse teasing and early foreplay, mate. It's her subtle way of saying she feels like chicken tonight.
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TimBirch
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I did not get to sleep until 3.30 and got a little drunk after the bairns went to bed. They told me to have a lie in and they would do their own breakfast.
As long as you both have fun.
It wasn't through choice. Number one son wanted his breakfast...........
Bishop Mackem
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tunstall birdman
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Unlucky ducky.
Reading through it appears we/I was planning a SMB trip next year... it might explain why I had a suitcase out and filled it with clothes and beers
f***ing hell
John Steed
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It's a singing contest mate and all about the singer and song. Nothing to do with gimmicks, politics or who likes who.
Hongkongphooey
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I ended up watching repeats of 321 till 3 in the morning,I feel like the horse that got punched off the magI did not get to sleep until 3.30 and got a little drunk after the bairns went to bed. They told me to have a lie in and they would do their own breakfast.
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curlypermsareback
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ive been up since 5am . wanted to catch hanks live tv thread 'live'
tunstall birdman
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I ended up watching repeats of 321 till 3 in the morning,I feel like the horse that got punched off the mag
How did you do trying to answer the near impossible riddles?
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curlypermsareback
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they were solved many years ago, in the mists of time
GingerNick
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it kind of restores my faith in europe a bit...normally its only us who votes for the daftest act..but it was nice just about everybody else fancied a laugh as well
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ShieldsBlackCat
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...and I've got stubble rash
On what part of your anatomy though. I would be worried if you had stubble rash on your knob.
Hongkongphooey
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They were a lot harder than I thought,one of the prizes was a Greyhound
tunstall birdman
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They were a lot harder than I thought,one of the prizes was a Greyhound
Now that would actually be canny if it was a winner at the Dogs and make you some coin.When he does not shave it his bellend looks like this.
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