HebburnMackem
Striker
Morning all. So knocked one off over those Polish lasses. I didn't. Honest.
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I havent asked you out though.on reflection - that is hard to follow.
basically he is a banterless kernt who loves asking people out
still nice to see @Top Of The Goths singing on stage, dont care much for his blonde hair mind
It's a vision that will stay with me for a long time.I haven't seen it. Must have been someone git lush was it?
Ukraine gave Russia 4 points I believe.Just heard about the winner. How the fook did Austria win??!!
Also I am glad to see we got a falrly healthy points tally. We were stuck on 20pts for ages when I left watching the show.
Still cannot believe the first few countries who announced their voting all gave points to Russia. Azerbijan was the nation IIRC who was about to announce their results when I turned off to go to bed. Did they give points to Russia? And how many after them gave Russia points? I take it Ukraine didn't.
Happy that the Netherlands got 2nd place. It is my second country as I have relatives there on my mothers dad's side. He was in the Dutch Royal Navy and was stationed in Shields' in WWII when he met my mothers mother.
They can commit suicide, mine did after I had it for about 10 years by jumping out of it's tank.
Ukraine gave Russia 4 points I believe.
I think im dying.... Worst hangover and i cant remember posting on this thread and yet i have likes from it
f***ing eurovision every year i get drunk and post on the SMB....
by the way, talking of blokes being lasses etc, can fish be gay? Me lass says aye, I say no, they dont have intercourse do they (normal goldfish and shit, not fish with dicks like whales if theyve got dicks, they're not counting as fish). Since fish just drop eggs then the male one wanks over them they cant be gay can they, do two male fish ever just swin next to each other and wank with no eggs around?
All in the best possible taste.Just seen who finally won and TBh for someone who's been deed for a number of years, Kenny Everett's done very well there.
How many cans did you have btw? I just want to know if I caught up