***Official Eurovision song contest 2014 thread***

[GingerNick]

didn't realise a russian politician had actually called for the winner to be banned..makes it all the funnier that he won

loved his quote

“I’m just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard.”

 

[Occam's Razor]

Just woke up and have removed seven cans, though one of them was half full, so six and a half cans. And a couple of pipes left-over and a shiteload of empty toffee wrappings.

Final tally from last night chez Razor is three bottles red wine, two 75cl bottles Leffe Blonde and about a dozen cans of Kronenbourg.

 

[Big Cat]

Final tally from last night chez Razor is three bottles red wine, two 75cl bottles Leffe Blonde and about a dozen cans of Kronenbourg.

Some achievment that mind. Canny going.

 

[MackemDale]

How the fuck is this thread still going?

 

[Big Cat]

How the fuck is this thread still going?

Av telt ya man! Eurovision is class!

 

[Occam's Razor]

Some achievment that mind. Canny going.

That's between two of us mind, though I was doing the bulk of the work.

 

[Big Cat]

That's between two of us mind, though I was doing the bulk of the work.

f***ing hell. Shite effort mate.

 

[tunstall birdman]

That's between two of us mind, though I was doing the bulk of the work.

Sore heed now?

 

[Occam's Razor]

Sore heed now?

No, don't get hangovers mate. Some sort of hereditary immunity, me dad's the same.

 

[Big Cat]

No, don't get hangovers mate. Some sort of hereditary immunity, me dad's the same.

Look at me! Look at me! I don't get hangovers! Pathetic.

 

[tunstall birdman]

No, don't get hangovers mate. Some sort of hereditary immunity, me dad's the same.

I hardly ever get them and never get headaches.

 

[c032745y]

Wogan had a go at the "comedy" element of the presenters on his wireless show this morning. Nothing we didn't address last night…

…my count was 2 x bottles Pinot Noir, 1 x bottle Prosecco, shared with her, but maximised by me.

 

[Big Cat]

Lads lads lads, why is this masterpiece slipping down the board?!

 

[HarrogateMackem]

dont know why people are loving this so much.... this thread is an annual occurrence

 

[alexander]

Heard on the radio earlier on that Russia may boycott the event next year in protest. Silly sausages.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Just read the UK jury placed Poland last,however in the telephone voting they were voted top. I bet some on here must have voted a few times

 

[alexander]

Just read the UK jury placed Poland last,however in the telephone voting they were voted top. I bet some on here must have voted a few times

The Russian jury didn't give the bearded lady any points, the ones she got from Russia came from the public, too. Putin must have loved that.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

The Russian jury didn't give the bearded lady any points, the ones she got from Russia came from the public, too. Putin must have loved that.

They would have been shot

 

[SafcForeverFTM]

Just read the UK jury placed Poland last,however in the telephone voting they were voted top. I bet some on here must have voted a few times

I voted twice, a wonderful set of flange.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Just woke up and have removed seven cans, though one of them was half full, so six and a half cans. And a couple of pipes left-over and a shiteload of empty toffee wrappings.

Is 'toffee wrappings' a euphemism for something?