***Official Eurovision song contest 2014 thread***

[forzamilansafc]

The running order:

1: Ukraine
2: Belarus
3: Azerbaijan
4: Iceland
5: Norway
6: Romania
7: Armenia
8: Montenegro
9: Poland
10: Greece
11: Austria
12: Germany
13: Sweden
14: France
15: Russia
16: Italy
17: Slovenia
18: Finland
19: Spain
20: Switzerland
21: Hungary
22: Malta
23: Denmark
24: The Netherlands
25: San Marino
26: United Kingdom






BBC One at 8pm

 

[Cowvahlo]

Well done, I was just about to create a thread.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

got a few bets on this just for the crack like

 

[gazc24]

Ok the favourite is a bearded lady or a man in drag?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Wee the fuck is that bearded lady/gadgie?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

me lasses mam said the polish one is canny eye candy - tits popping out of tops supposedly.

better be decent or shes getting a swift kick to the kuntt

 

[tunstall birdman]

got a few bets on this just for the crack like

There's plenty of that on show tonight.

 

[TimBirch]

me lasses mam said the polish one is canny eye candy - tits popping out of tops supposedly.

better be decent or shes getting a swift kick to the kuntt

You old smoothie, you!

There's plenty of that on show tonight.

You can always hide behind the sofa if it gets too scary, marra.

 

[tunstall birdman]

You old smoothie, you!




You can always hide behind the sofa if it gets too scary, marra.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Well done forzamilansafc

 

[Bishop Mackem]

got a 3.50 EW on Ukraine and a fiver outright on Armenia.

Sweden were tipped as favorites on skybet with UK 5th for some strange reason

 

[tunstall birdman]

Well done forzamilansafc

I hope you are going to point out who is the best Euro blit to me.

 

[forzamilansafc]

30 minutes to go.

 

[TimBirch]

30 minutes to go.

Thanks for telling us, I haven't learned to tell the time yet......

 

[Cowvahlo]

Can we clear one thing up, for the purpose of tonight the bearded lady/gadgie is a lady and definitely a wad. (Unless it comes to light she's packing like Peter North)

 

[abinlid]

UK is gonna piss it this year!

Love getting mortal watching Eurovision.

 

[alexander]

Can we clear one thing up, for the purpose of tonight the bearded lady/gadgie is a lady and definitely a wad. (Unless it comes to light she's packing like Peter North)

Rise Like a Penis.

Now listen to her song and try not to think of that.

 

[FunkyIguana]

In the Funky household:

In: Spain, Italy, Russia, Poland, Slovenia, Armenia, Romania.
Out: Malta, Belarus, Greece, Germany, France.

Ha'way the Eurovision.

 

[Washy]

So poland will be on about 9ish.....

Ive got my wank sock ready and waiting...come on.

 

[super noodles]

8 pm start? Time to start on the cans methinks.