Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

[TimBirch]

Well I can't speak for @KarenDent

Down girl!

 

[janey]

Down girl!

 

[Kid Galahad]

Back off Elvis.

Didn't want to tread on toes, double date then a quick swapsies ower?

 

[Billy Batts]

I'd have put me mortgage on you popping up and having a dig at Sunderland fans bonny lass. You just can't help yourself, you really are a weasel of a bloke like

You think that's bad, you wanna see the colour of some of the shirts he wears!

 

[naughtynose]

If it was before 92 it never happened

 

[Mrjardine]

So you just walk away when someone is talking to you? That's as bad as a bite.

A little shake of head and then speak to someone worth bothering with usually does the trick.
Also depends in the wind up as well. If it's decent it can be quite amusing. In this case it's not one of drapers better ones but it's got at least half a dozen pages written all over it!

 

[Mrjardine]

You think that's bad, you wanna see the colour of some of the shirts he wears!

Takes a very particular man to carry magenta off.
Just about managed it..

 

[janey]

You think that's bad, you wanna see the colour of some of the shirts he wears!

I've seen Joes shirts don't you worry about that

 

[steve30000]

A little shake of head and then speak to someone worth bothering with usually does the trick.
Also depends in the wind up as well. If it's decent it can be quite amusing. In this case it's not one of drapers better ones but it's got at least half a dozen pages written all over it!

And you're adding to it as well. Ironic

 

[Billy Batts]

Takes a very particular man to carry magenta off.
Just about managed it..

Aye, Graham Norton!

 

[Mrjardine]

And you're adding to it as well. Ironic

Not to the actual thread though.
More a topic within a topic.

 

[janey]

Aye, Graham Norton!

That literally made me laugh out loud

 

[TimBirch]

That literally made me laugh out loud

More than Graham Norton does.......

 

[janey]

More than Graham Norton does.......

Aye definitely more than he does

 

[draper]

Photographic proof or it didn't happen

Phone is charging and as soon as it lets me take a photo I'll hoy the evidence up.

Was a Mag that did it.

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[Laidback Jack]

Phone is charging and as soon as it lets me take a photo I'll hoy the evidence up.

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Newcastle fan at Roker Park in the home end.

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

Fukin hell, you mean we scored 9 goals in sixty minutes. Good job for the scum we were pissing about for half an hour.

 

[Kid Galahad]

Newcastle fan at Roker Park in the home end.

The horse stabbing tinker...

 

[Laidback Jack]

The horse stabbing tinker...

Apparently he did an interview afterwards and when asked why he did it he replied

YAZ JUSHT DIVVANT UNDASTAND MAN

 

[Iceman97]

I was frantically looking for some info regarding your 9-1 win. I was convinced that there was some sort of board interference at the time that saw them pick the team that day over a dispute with the manager. I couldn't find it so I may have been confused about another game.

Anyway, looking at my United we Stand book written by John Gibson, which I have had for years, I came across the following.

The derbies of the early 1900's were always littered with incidents and the following season, on Septemeber 18, 1909, came the horse stabbing affair at Roker Park.

After half an hour's play, with United ahead through a Stewart goal, the excitement became too much at the Fulwell end and the crowd poured on to the pitch stopping play for quarter of an hour. Two policeman on prancing horses attempted to restore order and in the chaos that followed one of the horses was stabbed. YOU EVIL BASTARDS.