NDong

[Hongkongphooey]

A record f***ing signing

By some margin

And he's shite

Worst signing we've ever made, worse than flop and altidore combined

In fact it's like god took flo and jozy,
Mixed the two to make one
And he came up with
f***ing ndong

Rodwell, £10 million, 10 f***ing million English pounds, Now let that bastard sink in.

 

[gipetto]

A record f***ing signing

By some margin

And he's shite

Worst signing we've ever made, worse than flop and altidore combined

In fact it's like god took flo and jozy,
Mixed the two to make one
And he came up with
f***ing ndong

He's not shite at all. The lad has been decent and is still only 22.

 

[lurker]

He's not shite at all. The lad has been decent and is still only 22.

He's f***ing terrible

 

[jcrossan]

He's an ok player, run of the mill 10m signing that is of lower prem quality that all the teams above us have in abundance. If we had 11 n'dongs then we wouldn't only have 2 points.

Eleven Dongs? Pity we couldn't get a few Dings in.

 

[Thomas Hearns]

Don't believe we will pay anywhere near 13 Million quid for him this is likely to be one of thoses instalments deals and he will be long gone before the 13 millon threshold is reached.

He poses no goal threat what so ever the sort of midfield player we have in abundance

 

[gipetto]

He's f***ing terrible

No he is not. There's far worse than him man.

I accept he's not the type of midfielder we needed but he's not a bad player.

 

[Brexit]

No he is not. There's far worse than him man.

I accept he's not the type of midfielder we needed but he's not a bad player.

I said exactly the same after his debut. Looks tidy but not what we needed.

 

[dj_hans]

Might find his level in the Championship, like a lot of the Newcastle players have.

 

[lurker]

No he is not. There's far worse than him man.

I accept he's not the type of midfielder we needed but he's not a bad player.

He makes dean whitehead look like Xavi by comparison.

 

[Royal 8er]

He's an ok player, run of the mill 10m signing that is of lower prem quality that all the teams above us have in abundance. If we had 11 n'dongs then we wouldn't only have 2 points.

Ye gods.
No wonder specsavers make money

 

[Cyrilsneer]

Eleven Dongs? Pity we couldn't get a few Dings in.

Ding f***ing dong

 

[the dark one]

He'll look canny when Big Sam gets him playing alongside Kirchhoff and M'Vila in January.

Cuckoo cuckoo

Rodwell, £10 million, 10 f***ing million English pounds, Now let that bastard sink in.

I,and every fucker, including me and you thought fuck me,what a signing.

 

[GipseT]

He's an ok player, run of the mill 10m signing that is of lower prem quality that all the teams above us have in abundance. If we had 11 n'dongs then we wouldn't only have 2 points.

Probably our best player yasterday

 

[MrBraithwaite]

They're fixated on the transfer fee.

In a season when Stones and Pogba went for many times the fee, this lad is touted as a "big money signing"

 

[Wayne The Punk]

A record f***ing signing

By some margin

And he's shite

Worst signing we've ever made, worse than flop and altidore combined

In fact it's like god took flo and jozy,
Mixed the two to make one
And he came up with
f***ing ndong

What a load of f***ing shit

 

[RedFlag1308]

In a season when Stones and Pogba went for many times the fee, this lad is touted as a "big money signing"

I've seen people on here quote the likes of giacherini, altidore and graham as 'big money' signings quite regularly. It just goes to show how out of touch from reality we are financially in the boardroom and the stands .

 

[Wayne The Punk]

Shoot me down, but when we get some better players around him, I think he will look good

 

[MrBraithwaite]

I've seen people on here quote the likes of giacherini, altidore and graham as 'big money' signings quite regularly. It just goes to show how out of touch from reality we are financially in the boardroom and the stands .

Moyes supposedly wanted Benteke. He would have made a HUGE difference to the team

 

[RedFlag1308]

Moyes supposedly wanted Benteke. He would have made a HUGE difference to the team

Yep, if you think back to the summer windows of our last few managers there was always the common theme of them being heavily linked with particular players that they seemed to really want . Next thing you know we have the Aldi budget version and a few free transfers with the remaining wages to help make up the numbers. If you're starting each season with 12-14 first team players of which only 5-6 are good enough then you are going to need a budget greater than 25m .

 

[Latka Gravas]

Shoot me down, but when we get some better players around him, I think he will look good

Nah mate, he's f***ing shite and won't improve playing with better players. Rodwell would make Iniesta look like Paul Lemon.