Zombie Apocalypse

[Flip]

I have a full zombie bug out bag ready packed and a mini one in the boot of the car, done some survival course's so I expect to do be bitten within the first 30 seconds. This is all actually true.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Outrun the Mrs, outrun the bairn, die shortly after I run out of extra lives.

 

[Pink Panther]

Just tie the zombies laces together.

 

[Snappy]

Smear myself in zombie guts and carry on as normal.

 

[lurker]

Fully manned oil rig
It would still produce oil and would trade it for food etc

Me and my army of armed scrap men would come and take the fucker by force.

then trade your arse for food

 

[ErichZann]

Eat Bairns

Sicko

 

[lurker]

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How I’d dress

 

[ilovehorswill]

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[Whitburnmakem]

Oil rigs use mainly diesel to run their generators, what would you do when it runs out in about a week? And most don't process the oil to make their own diesel? And they have food supply ships about once a fortnight, how would you get round that
Not to mention the fresh water you need

Like I said boat for raids with a sail the oil rig has been customised to run by solar power

 

[jacko100]

Probably die

 

[Dark Traveller]

Like I said boat for raids with a sail the oil rig has been customised to run by solar power

Would you be calling yourself The Deacon?

 

[FootballFan]

Get meself to the Tenerife Islands and kick my boots up

 

[Que sera sera]

Ex-Reading player Dave Kitson sells leather gun-related items. He went to "Gun-fest" or some such exhibition in Vegas. Best customers? Yanks anticipating a Zombie Apocalypse.

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

Just a note of caution for all you preppers. I've seen a fillum where the zombies can use automatic weapons (Nightmare City if anyone's interested, and fuck knows why you would be).

 

[SayWhatYouSee]

Got have plans for different zombie types though surely? Could have the rage ones in World War Z/28 days or the shit shuffler ones in Walking Dead.

And whether they are 24 hour or night-only such as those in I am Legend / Omega Man.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

What's your plan when this hits then folks? Been a while since it has been discussed.

I've always got 2 cases of costco water in the campervan (full tank of fuel).

 

[The Fitter]

I'll kill many zombies with my cayman before f***ing back off to Scotland. Unless some woman driver gets in my way of course.

 

[TheManFromSunderland]

What's your plan when this hits then folks? Been a while since it has been discussed.

Ring in sick at work

 

[The King of Um]

Think I'd just become a zombie, tbh, seems quite a stress-free way to spend your day.

 

[Pink Panther]

Think I'd just become a zombie, tbh, seems quite a stress-free way to spend your day.

It's a bit mindless.