Your favourite Bible story?

[sonofagun]

The one where God sent a couple of bears to murder a bunch of kids for laughing at a bald guy

God

 

[Frijj]

The one where Jesus said that guns are good, abortions are bad and all foreigners should be treat with extreme prejudice.

 

[Slow joe]

The one where Jesus said that guns are good, abortions are bad and all foreigners should be treat with extreme prejudice.

What psalm number is this one mate ?

 

[Curlyteeth]

I like the one where del boy falls through a bar

 

[HABA87]

The one where the bloke tips yoghurt over himself and says someone else did it.

 

[Frijj]

What psalm number is this one mate ?

Page 1 of the New Yankee Bible I think

 

[becs]

The one where they stick loads of chopsticks together making a long device to poke ugly naked guy with

 

[PTR]

The one that's so disgraceful, that they changed the words "have sex with them" to "know them" in the English translation.

 

[The Red Telephone]

The one where he tells everyone to piss off- or was that The Life Of Brian?

 

[PTR]

The one where he tells everyone to piss off- or was that The Life Of Brian?

Nah, you good. Its the one with the floods n that.

 

[Tuono]

The one where some old bloke finds some 2x2 and makes a boat out of it.

 

[Mr Whippy]

Ezekiel 25:17

 

[Deleted member 40035]

The one where the devil picked up too many warning points and the gaffer gave him a lifetime ban from heaven.

 

[JonMc]

Ezekiel 25:17

Of course it is.

We had one of those huge illustrated family bibles. I remember pouring over the image of Samson pushing over the temple pillars on a day like today. Hellish drama for an eight year old.

 

[joemcdokes]

David twatting Goliath.

 

[JonMc]

The one where the devil picked up too many warning points and the gaffer gave him a lifetime ban from heaven.

 

[joemcdokes]

Of course it is.

We had one of those huge illustrated family bibles. I remember pouring over the image of Samson pushing over the temple pillars on a day like today. Hellish drama for an eight year old.

I remember that, wonder if it was the same one.

 

[Iballistic George]

The one where he tells priests it's OK to pleasure themselves with small boys

 

[joemcdokes]

Anyone fancy starting your favourite Koran story?

OP you game?

 

[The Hesford Diet]

Noah getting his ark built because God was pissed off with Black Eye Friday.