Ezekiel 25:17
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the one about the dinosaursThe one where God sent a couple of bears to murder a bunch of kids for laughing at a bald guy
God
Never read it mate, is it worth the hype? Never seen a sequel, like.
I've shared this with my friend who went to Catholic school and he says you are being too generous to the Bible; he says the plot makes less sense than your summary.Sequels and reboots arl ower the gaff, man
The Torah was the original, which then got remade as the Old Testament (much to the annoyance of the Torah fanboys who don't think it's canon).
Then a sequel to the Old Testament, New Testament (controversially dropping the original title 2 Old 2 Testament). This got bogged down in legal trouble after accusations of plagiarism from rival franchises like Mithras and Zoroastrianism, which are preferred by the hipsters who don't like westernised remakes of original foreign stories.
Then the next sequel really put the cat among the pigeons, the Koran which made massive changes to the original story and has all sorts of retcon plot holes. It's kind of like the Last Jedi - especially with how angry the alt.right are about it.
Nowadays the whole franchise is kind of outdated and doesn't stack up to newer mythology like the MCU, even if it still keeps plenty of people busy arguing online about whose version is best. Still, it all makes more sense than Batman Vs Superman
And handed the constitution over personally iirc.The one where Jesus said that guns are good, abortions are bad and all foreigners should be treat with extreme prejudice.
I've shared this with my friend who went to Catholic school and he says you are being too generous to the Bible; he says the plot makes less sense than your summary.
more the bit where he offers his daughters to be gang raped by a mob. I say "offer", actual he "beggeded them" to do it. Nice.
Angelic.IIRC in that story the mob wanted to lynch a gay bloke who was at their house having dinner with them, and he begged that they rape his daughter instead.
Lovely stuff.
The New Testament is the sequel to the Old Testament and if you want further reading there is the controversial ApocryphaNever read it mate, is it worth the hype? Never seen a sequel, like.
Or when Jesus asks if anyone fancies a trip across the wattaWhen Jesus asks anyone fancy a glass of Malbec?
We've arnly got watta Jesus
Jesus : give me a minute.