Would you rather....?

[The Lonious Monk]

A small price to pay, to give Rachel Riley the best half hour of her life
If you hoy Abbie Dewhurst into the mix, I'll give my services for free.

Ah, too be young and have endurance...

 

[CatRyan]

Would you rather listen to 'Steps' and not walk stairs or walk stairs and not listen to Steps?

Only steps forever and evererer?

I'll take the stairs

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Ah, too be young and have endurance...

56 is the new 21
Not sure I'd last too long mind, with Rachel Riley screaming in ecstacy and writhing around underneath me.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

56 is the new 21
Not sure I'd last too long mind, with Rachel Riley screaming in ecstacy and writhing around underneath me.

you f***ing loon

 

[The soap powder]

Would you rather fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck ?

Thought I would bring it back away from the filth

 

[Deleted member 2014]

you f***ing loon

 

[CatRyan]

Would you rather fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck ?

Thought I would bring it back away from the filth

100 duck size horses

I'm assuming I won't be tooled up but can use anything I can find?

 

[The soap powder]

I'm assuming I won't be tooled up but can use anything I can find?


just your fists and feet

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Would you rather fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck ?

Thought I would bring it back away from the filth

Thought the "u" was an "I". I am no longer interested in commenting.

 

[The soap powder]

Thought the "u" was an "I". I am no longer interested in commenting.


Filth its always got to be filth

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Thought the "u" was an "I". I am no longer interested in commenting.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

EDIT: You fucked up the quote so now it looks like I'm laughing at nothing.

 

[MonkeyLove]

Ok I will set the next poser....

You can either make love to Rachel Riley for half an hour but only after going down on Arlene Foster for an hour

OR

Have a snog with Liz Hurley but only after you snog Steve Bruce first.

About 29 minutes too long that

 

[tunstall birdman]

About 29 minutes too long that

29.30 seconds too long!

 

[The Lonious Monk]

29.30 seconds too long!

 

[joemcdokes]

I once went over on my ankle trying to dance like MC Hammer in Bentleys.
I bet it hurt a lot more than a right hook off Katie (what the fuck have you done to your face) Price.

 

[Urban Silverback]

Even though Price no doubt has a clout like a yawning hippo, she'd still be a filthy fuckbag. I'd fully expect a punch in the face at some point during, so yeah I'm choosing Jordan. Hammertime can watch and shout stop when I start bleeding.

 

[Chicken Kiev]

Meet MC Hammer and do the Hammertime Dance with him or get punched in the face by Katie Price?


I just needed a break from the politics forum

First to answer can set the next poser
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Dear me ya just not getting it a ya?

your lets look at me craic holds no bounds, always looking for attention arent ya........

 

[pinewaves1868]

Pricey ... but there'd be nothing you could do to her that she hasn't had 10x bigger, harder , weirder etc., before. Fuck it still Pricey.

 

[burb]

I went round MC Hammer's house the other day.

It was rubbish!!

He wouldn't let me touch anything.