Worst movie you saw in the cinema?

[peterleeblackcat]

The Hobbit films, all 3 of them.

 

[Dogbark]

A load of us went to see Blazing Saddles and got turned away from the ABC for being 11 yrs old................hahhahahaha

So went down to the Odeon to see "Carry on Henry" ...............phuckin shite.

Must've been a right jobsworth in the box office as it was only an AA.

Also, I'm a big Carry On fan but Henry was bloody awful.

 

[Iballistic George]

When I was with the ex wife she wanted to go see fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop cafe. Fukk me how shit was that. Almost as bad driving miss daisy .

 

[Biffo The Bear]

Les Miserable the musical version. Excruciating.

Heathen.

A film called Lions for Lambs. Utter gash.

This for me also. The only thing i can recall is the relief when it finished. Dross.

Dirty Dancing not too far behind it.

 

[Boris Bear]

Film

Pictures

 

[tooliohelmet]

Kinky boots

 

[natinnam]

Independence Day with my girlfriend, we was young and randy, and previous films got a bit of finger pie and cock stroking. On the way there, she said she'll give me a BJ, got there and there were numbers going in, so bit of a challenge, but she was still eager. Got in, sat near the side near the back, so risky but doable, then some of her friends saw us and pointed out 2 seat next to them, the words came out of her mouth in slow motion O.................K, film was canny like.

 

[lenshack]

Rear Window.

 

[Deleted member 26]

Independence Day with my girlfriend, we was young and randy, and previous films got a bit of finger pie and cock stroking. On the way there, she said she'll give me a BJ, got there and there were numbers going in, so bit of a challenge, but she was still eager. Got in, sat near the side near the back, so risky but doable, then some of her friends saw us and pointed out 2 seat next to them, the words came out of her mouth in slow motion O.................K, film was canny like.

Jesus h

 

[Skiddaw]

Peterloo..........2 and a half hours historical dirge from director Mike Leigh about the 1819 Peterloo massacre in Manchester. So bad it was funny......if it hadn't been 2.5hrs long

 

[Nero the dog]

Double header at Presidents cinema in Houghton.
Warlords of Atlantis and Doc Savage- Man of Bronze.
Even as a kid I knew they were both crap.

 

[bobpc30]

Unbreakable, utter shit.

Sex lives of the potato men

I win

Forgot all about that shit.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Behind The Green Door. Very overrated.

 

[HarrogateMackem]

Man of Steel left after an hour, just too many fight scenes.
I know comic film geeks love all that but not for me

This for me. Went of for what seemed like days as well.

There is a remake due out in March....

Official Trailer from What Men Want (2019)

That looks f***ing awful.

 

[Steeeeeeed]

IT

 

[Tex]

I think me and our lass might have went to the pictures to see The Happening. M Knight Whatsisface on the back of the success of ‘I see dead people’ makes an absolute clunker in which after the first epidemic ... nothing happens!

 

[cluffy]

Walked out of the English patient as it was not only dull but made me feel uncomfortable

Was tempted to walk out of that david Brent pic as it was unbearably shit but was too lazy and comfy in me seat

 

[GK]

Rear Window.

The hitchcock film is the worst film you've ever seen at the pictures

You're a full on fruitloop at the best of times. But that right there. f***ing hell man.

 

[englishman abroad]

Dead Poets Society, I thought that's 2 hours of my life I won't get back

 

[TAD]

Moonwalker in 1988. Only film I've ever walked out of but have fell asleep in a couple.