What gives you joy?



Sinbad Skullhead

Central Defender
Raking out a massive crusty snot the shape of your nostril.
Squeezing a blackhead and it squirting all over the mirror.
The smell of a woman in heat. The odour of womanberry.
A bowel emptying shite that encompasses all the stages of the Bristol stool chart.
Watching someone running for something then planting the floor face first.
 
Main things:

Husband
Kids
Dog

Little things:

A bath
Glass of fizz
A glass of fizz in the bath
Cup of tea in peace first thing on a morning
Fresh bedding and fresh jarmies
Sunderland winning
Eldest girl enjoying playing footie. Maybe winning but enjoyment more important.
Eating nice food.... ferrero rocher. Curry. Lamb. Fish. Roast dinner.
Singing Sunderland songs.
 

Raker

Midfield
Main things:

Husband
Kids
Dog

Little things:

A bath
Glass of fizz
A glass of fizz in the bath
Cup of tea in peace first thing on a morning
Fresh bedding and fresh jarmies
Sunderland winning
Eldest girl enjoying playing footie. Maybe winning but enjoyment more important.
Eating nice food.... ferrero rocher Curry. Lamb. Fish. Roast dinner.
Singing Sunderland songs.
You dirty bugger 🤮 😆
 

Sunlun79

Full Back
My two boys big age gap 3 and 16 but the youngest is a complete one off and has me laughing morning noon and night.

The oldest is sensible and good company we’ve started going to gigs together, we watch films and put the world to rights.

A red hot monkey bath with a glass of red wine.

A cold pint on a hot summers day.

Stepping off the plane and feeling the sun on your face.

First cup of coffee on a morning before my boys wake up.
 
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Deleted member 50746

Guest
“ wise men say “ then “ come on” at the match ..
And reminiscing ( think that’s how you spell it )
I kna you should live for the moment /future but my mates and I have knocked about together for 50 years in some cases -we have lost a few so remembering them and their funny moments /sayings bring us all joy ..we’ve had some fun and laughs ( people is what brings me joy )

Oh and the Mrs and my kids but mainly my mates ha ha !!
 

Gelan

Winger
Going a whole day on the SMB without someone misunderstanding me...pure joy :D
Seeing my bairns spend time with their grandparents

Telling a corny joke and getting an eyeroll off the wife

Lazy brew on a weekend morning before getting on with the day

A nice shave

Cooking a nice Sunday dinner for the family

A walk along the canal or the shore with a podcast

Completing a minor diy task or going to the tip
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Main things:

Husband
Kids
Dog

Little things:

A bath
Glass of fizz
A glass of fizz in the bath
Cup of tea in peace first thing on a morning
Fresh bedding and fresh jarmies
Sunderland winning
Eldest girl enjoying playing footie. Maybe winning but enjoyment more important.
Eating nice food.... ferrero rocher. Curry. Lamb. Fish. Roast dinner.
Singing Sunderland songs.
Jyst for you :D

 
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Simple things:

Morning coffee/toilet visit
Full fry up
Taking dog for a walk
Dog walk to a pub
Putting on the wood burner, having a drink, watching footy with family
Sleeping, eating.
I agree with all those apart from taking the dog to the pub.It’s for real ale types who wear Berghaus.
Other than the obvious family stuff, flying kites at the beach. Great big fuck off power kites.
What time does ya mam shout you in for your tea?
 

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