What gives you joy?

[DaveI]

Seeing my bairns spend time with their grandparents

Telling a corny joke and getting an eyeroll off the wife

Lazy brew on a weekend morning before getting on with the day

A nice shave

Cooking a nice Sunday dinner for the family

A walk along the canal or the shore with a podcast

Completing a minor diy task or going to the tip

 

[Goat Eyes]

Was just discussing this yesterday with some friends. Comedy falls and, whilst we haven't done it for a while, blowing my mate up.

Up or off?

 

[zinedine]

The latex squirtmaster-5000?

Ah the squirtmaster 5000, replaced the squirtmaster 4000 deluxe. The 5000 has reinforced seams and realistic pubic hair. Or so a friend tells me.

 

[CraigyLee]

first pint when you haven’t been out for awhile

Getting into a scalding bath after you’ve been out in the cold

Fresh bedding

Holing a raker of a putt

Flushing an iron shot

Ripping a baby draw down the middle of the fairway

 

[Keawyeds]

Train cans.

There is something quite nice about that when you're on a long journey.
Good book or something to listen to, few tins, sorted.

 

[The Freshest Kid]

Seeing fat people fall over.

 

[joemcdokes]

Seeing fat people fall over.

I thought they wobble but don’t fall down.

 

[Keawyeds]

I thought they wobble but don’t fall down.

@weebil64 - You're up.

 

[PeteFTM]

After work poo.

 

[Metro Man]

Sunderland winning, and Newcastle getting a good hammering. (Preferably when both have been playing on the Saturday).

Boo

 

[HABA87]

Dropping a ghostie.

 

[AndyGray1985]

Happy moments with friends and family
Bucking a beautiful woman
Good wine and food
Classic cars
Watches
Football (sometimes)
Getting tipsy
Cooking

Combinations of the above.

 

[weebil64]

@weebil64 - You're up.

I wobble as a matter of corse nowadays. And fall down without the need of alcohol.

 

[Alcoholic_Author]

Being with family, living in the moment, being with nature, beautiful music, snuggeling up with the missus on the couch with a film and a whisky.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Poached eggz on toast

 

[wisemensaysteve]

A cuddle from the Mrs, Daughters or Granddaughters, Going on Holiday, Springtime when it starts warming up, that feeling I get when I wake and remember I don't need to get ready for work.
Truth time...
A blow job

 

[Blackfell Mackem]

Gigantic Jugs

 

[Frankel]

Finishing graft for a fortnight.
The hot air when you get off the plane on holiday.
Sunderland scoring a last minute winner.
Getting a cuddle off my kids.
The end of a long run.

 

[Keawyeds]

Gigantic Jugs

Amphora?

 

[FatCat2402]

Ah the squirtmaster 5000, replaced the squirtmaster 4000 deluxe. The 5000 has reinforced seams and realistic pubic hair. Or so a friend tells me.

And hot tits and a vibrating anus (according to Bill Bryson if I remember correctly)