What’s the longest it’s taken you to realise something?

[the boot]

Realised that if you get caught short for a piss and need to wee in a container. It’s never big enough.

 

[lenshack]

Realised that if you get caught short for a piss and need to wee in a container. It’s never big enough.

Are you bragging or pleading poverty ?

 

[the boot]

Are you bragging or pleading poverty ?

Haha. I wish!!! The volume of piss I meant.

 

[lenshack]

When I first lived in Spain and swapped my UK car licence for a Spanish one, it was four years before the local cops told me I was licensed to drive anything on the road from a Bus to an HGV or Mobile Crane.

 

[stupeo]

At the cinema I thought we had to wait for a man to issue the certificate so that the movie could start

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

Aye but the t shirts are named after the bloke (Henri) not the place.

How about this then: According to Wiki Lacoste was nicknamed "the Crocodile" by fans because of his tenacity on the court, hence the logo. I never knew that.

 

[mickyw]

At the cinema I thought we had to wait for a man to issue the certificate so that the movie could start

You're not the only one mate

When I was a little sprog I used to think the same thing