Using a Karcher pressure washer to chase cats out of your garden

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

hire a greyhound for a few days

 

[JAZZMANB]

Too much palava setting it up
I can hockle with accuracy

 

[LondonMackem]

We’ve got a cat and I used to hate it but it’s pretty friendly since growing up and certainly nicer than my mums old cat.

 

[Hair Flick]

We’ve got a cat and I used to hate it but it’s pretty friendly since growing up and certainly nicer than my mums old cat.

Your mam's owld pussy was a bit of a growler then?

 

[LondonMackem]

Your mam's owld pussy was a bit of a growler then?

I never heard it growl tbh

 

[Son of Stan]

Oh well it's been a while since we've had an anti-cat thread. Yawn.

 

[Teed]

Pellet gun, then a bag and brick to clean up after, that's my preferred method.

 

[Curlyteeth]

Oh well it's been a while since we've had an anti-cat thread. Yawn.

I'm pro cat, but anti neighbours cats shitting on my grass then the kids running in it. I love cats. And dogs. All pets in fact

 

[Hair Flick]

I never heard it growl tbh

Did you ever try to stroke it?

 

[BDI]

Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
Sends a proper message as well.
Anybody tried this method?

nowt like a little wet pussy cat

 

[Lukas73]

Karcher could kill it.....If you intentionally try to hurt someones pet or indeed any animal, chances are you're a bit of a nonce too.....

 

[Hep]

Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
Sends a proper message as well.
Anybody tried this method?

get a life, is this really a problem ?

 

[Lexingtongue]

Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
Sends a proper message as well.
Anybody tried this method?

My dad was once using it in the garden and he discovered a frog with almost the entirety of its skin blasted off. On that evidence alone I'd say it'd work like magic on cats.

 

[Hair Flick]

Spare a thought for me! I bought a generic B&Q pressure washer. Oh the ignominy!

Gerrin! I now feel like Ronnie Barker to your Ronnie Corbett and the OP’s John Cleese.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Your mam's owld pussy was a bit of a growler then?

 

[safcforever]

Cats are very arrogant just wandering about all day and night shitting and staring at people ...... One sits on top of my car staring in my front window and when I'm out it lies on my drive so when I pull up just lies there like a twat ........ I hate the thing but it knows its too quick for me so nothing I can do

Mine cried at the door to get out one day, when I let him out he just sat outside the patio door looking in at me. f***ing weirdo

 

[palm 1]

What a thread title

Should have called it SQUIRTING PUSSIES , that would have got the boards attention!

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
Sends a proper message as well.
Anybody tried this method?

Excellent behaviour @What A Waster.

 

[silas80]

Anyone that would intentionally hurt or kill a cat is an absolute kernt.

This. Should be instantly put on a watch list and banned from keeping any animal for life.

Seems to be a recurring theme on this board, the dislike of and wanting to harm cats, it's weird.

 

[What A Waster]

This. Should be instantly put on a watch list and banned from keeping any animal for life.

Seems to be a recurring theme on this board, the dislike of and wanting to harm cats, it's weird.

Maybe because loads of people despise cats and cat owners