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Using a Karcher pressure washer to chase cats out of your garden

Discussion in 'SMB' started by What A Waster, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. hire a greyhound for a few days

    JAZZMANB Striker

    Too much palava setting it up
    I can hockle with accuracy
  3. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    We’ve got a cat and I used to hate it but it’s pretty friendly since growing up and certainly nicer than my mums old cat.
  4. Your mam's owld pussy was a bit of a growler then?
  5. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    I never heard it growl tbh
  6. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    Oh well it's been a while since we've had an anti-cat thread. Yawn.
  7. Teed

    Teed Striker

    Pellet gun, then a bag and brick to clean up after, that's my preferred method.
  8. Curlyteeth

    Curlyteeth Goalkeeper

    I'm pro cat, but anti neighbours cats shitting on my grass then the kids running in it. I love cats. And dogs. All pets in fact
  9. Did you ever try to stroke it?
    The Lonious Monk likes this.
  10. BDI

    BDI Winger

    nowt like a little wet pussy cat ;)
    The Lonious Monk likes this.
  11. Lukas73

    Lukas73 Winger

    Karcher could kill it.....If you intentionally try to hurt someones pet or indeed any animal, chances are you're a bit of a nonce too.....
  12. Hep

    Hep Winger

    get a life, is this really a problem ?
  13. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    My dad was once using it in the garden and he discovered a frog with almost the entirety of its skin blasted off. On that evidence alone I'd say it'd work like magic on cats.
  14. Gerrin! I now feel like Ronnie Barker to your Ronnie Corbett and the OP’s John Cleese.
    Scimmy likes this.
  15. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  16. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Mine cried at the door to get out one day, when I let him out he just sat outside the patio door looking in at me. Fucking weirdo
    The soap powder likes this.
  17. palm 1

    palm 1 Winger

    Should have called it SQUIRTING PUSSIES , that would have got the boards attention!
  18. Excellent behaviour @What A Waster.
  19. silas80

    silas80 Winger

    This. Should be instantly put on a watch list and banned from keeping any animal for life.

    Seems to be a recurring theme on this board, the dislike of and wanting to harm cats, it's weird.
    JohnSmithUK likes this.
  20. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

    Maybe because loads of people despise cats and cat owners
    The soap powder likes this.

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