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Using a Karcher pressure washer to chase cats out of your garden

Discussion in 'SMB' started by What A Waster, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

    Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
    Sends a proper message as well.
    Anybody tried this method?
     
  2. Curlyteeth

    Curlyteeth Goalkeeper

    No, but I'm going to now. Little shitters
     
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  3. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    also throwing punches at horses keeps them out your way
     
  4. gabbiadini1

    gabbiadini1 Winger

    Catapult with lion shit is the correct answer
     
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  5. FalkirkMackem

    FalkirkMackem Midfield

    Unless they're within 2 yards a hose would be more efficient
     
  6. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

    I'd imagine it to be difficult to get set up in time before they escape, especially when the motor fires up. But could be effective on the ones that just sit there thinking they can do what they want. Or if one wanders in when you're blasting your patio
     
  7. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Cats are scum
     
  8. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    Don't get much range.
     
  9. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

    Karchers are fitted with a carrying handle though so you could run at it.
    Could pretend you're in Ghostbusters or something
     
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  10. EDGE

    EDGE Winger

    Devils.
     
  11. PeteFTM

    PeteFTM Full Back

    Cats keep rats and mice away, useful animal. Dogs just eat random animal shites off the floor, utterly pointless pet.
     
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  12. The soap powder

    The soap powder Full Back

    Cats are very arrogant just wandering about all day and night shitting and staring at people ...... One sits on top of my car staring in my front window and when I'm out it lies on my drive so when I pull up just lies there like a twat ........ I hate the thing but it knows its too quick for me so nothing I can do
     
  13. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    I've never tried it.

    I've got a Nilfisk.
     
  14. Curlyteeth

    Curlyteeth Goalkeeper

    I have a water pistol by the back door but it doesn't deliver enough water to the target. I like cats, just not my neighbours cats
     
  15. zinedine

    zinedine Striker

    Looks like you need s pressure washer.
     
  16. The soap powder

    The soap powder Full Back


    Or a dog that's not scared of cats !!
     
  17. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    hang a bit a whiskers on the end to tempt them in, then BAM!
     
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  18. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

  19. zinedine

    zinedine Striker

    Aye that would help. You need to train your dog to be an expert killer, no mercy.
    If he's anything like my last dog, an expert sleeper, then it's best of luck with that.:)
     
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  20. Reptilia

    Reptilia Winger

    What a thread title :lol:
     
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