Using a Karcher pressure washer to chase cats out of your garden

Discussion in 'SMB' started by What A Waster, Jul 12, 2019 at 10:00 AM.

  1. The soap powder

    The soap powder Goalkeeper

    He is the hardest dog in the world when hes in the house with the door shut ..... When the door opens he hides
    zinedine likes this.
  2. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Don't be a tit.

    And you, stop being such a fanny. It's a cat. It's not a fucking honey badger
  3. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Strong words.

    Cats have no loyalty and ruin your garden
  4. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    It's vermin that I don't want in my garden.
  5. As a Nilfisk owner, I feel so inferior. But at least I can spell Kärcher.
    Lexingtongue likes this.
  6. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    Nice one mäte
    Schmarrnbeppi likes this.
  7. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    And a dog doesn't ruin your garden? Don't be daft.
    Our cats are class anyway

    Well maybe you should enclose your garden better.
    JohnSmithUK and taipeisafc like this.
  8. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    far cheaper to put poison down for the little bastards
    Lexingtongue and Dogbark like this.
  9. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    Other people shouldn't allow their pets out unless under supervision. The cat is the owner's responsibility.
    Reasonable force is permitted when dealing with unwanted guests.
    Kevj likes this.
  10. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    Don’t know if many opportunist burglars that would be put off by a cat kind.
  11. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    If you want to leave pieces of meat soaked in anti freeze lying around in your garden, it's not your problem if somebody doesn't stop their cat from wandering in and eating it.
    You can leave whatever you want lying in your garden
    Lexingtongue likes this.
  12. Curlyteeth

    Curlyteeth Goalkeeper

  13. PeteFTM

    PeteFTM Full Back

    Not sure I’d be put off burgling by a cocker spaniel running to lick me with it’s shite breath.
  14. Spuds. If you miss and can’t find the spud then it’s no hardship. Not likely to bust a window like you might with a marble or benker
  15. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Next time you sit down, may you trap a bollock
  16. Makem57

    Makem57 Goalkeeper

    Starfish iirc
    b1gals likes this.
  17. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    Spare a thought for me! I bought a generic B&Q pressure washer. Oh the ignominy!
    Flared Hicks and Lexingtongue like this.
  18. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    True, but a German Shepherd barking and guarding its territory might make the opportunist (most common) burglar look further down the street for an easier target.

    A cat would just sit and watch him steal stuff.
  19. Anyone that would intentionally hurt or kill a cat is an absolute kernt. Whether you like them or not. They are someone's pet just like a dog is. Both are part of a family and would cause upset if they were killed.

    There's an owner of a dog that lets said dog shit all over our front lawn. Same time same place every day. Not once have I thought about hurting the dog.

    Throw/ blast water at cats but antifreeze :oops:.
  20. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    R.I.P. Irony

Share This Page