Using a Karcher pressure washer to chase cats out of your garden

[The soap powder]

Aye that would help. You need to train your dog to be an expert killer, no mercy.
If he's anything like my last dog, an expert sleeper, then it's best of luck with that task.

He is the hardest dog in the world when hes in the house with the door shut ..... When the door opens he hides

 

[Keawyeds]

Cats are scum

Don't be a tit.

Bit more accuracy than throwing a cup of water on them.
Sends a proper message as well.
Anybody tried this method?

And you, stop being such a fanny. It's a cat. It's not a f***ing honey badger

 

[mcq10]

Don't be a tit.



And you, stop being such a fanny. It's a cat. It's not a f***ing honey badger

Strong words.


Cats have no loyalty and ruin your garden

 

[What A Waster]

Don't be a tit.



And you, stop being such a fanny. It's a cat. It's not a f***ing honey badger

It's vermin that I don't want in my garden.

 

[Hair Flick]

What a thread title

As a Nilfisk owner, I feel so inferior. But at least I can spell Kärcher.

 

[What A Waster]

As a Nilfisk owner, I feel so inferior. But at least I can spell Kärcher.

Nice one mäte

 

[Keawyeds]

Strong words.
Cats have no loyalty and ruin your garden

And a dog doesn't ruin your garden? Don't be daft.
Our cats are class anyway

It's vermin that I don't want in my garden.

Well maybe you should enclose your garden better.

 

[oROSSo]

And a dog doesn't ruin your garden? Don't be daft.
Our cats are class anyway



Well maybe you should enclose your garden better.

far cheaper to put poison down for the little bastards

 

[What A Waster]

And a dog doesn't ruin your garden? Don't be daft.
Our cats are class anyway



Well maybe you should enclose your garden better.

Other people shouldn't allow their pets out unless under supervision. The cat is the owner's responsibility.
Reasonable force is permitted when dealing with unwanted guests.

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Cats keep rats and mice away, useful animal. Dogs just eat random animal shites off the floor, utterly pointless pet.

Don’t know if many opportunist burglars that would be put off by a cat kind.

 

[What A Waster]

far cheaper to put poison down for the little bastards

If you want to leave pieces of meat soaked in anti freeze lying around in your garden, it's not your problem if somebody doesn't stop their cat from wandering in and eating it.
You can leave whatever you want lying in your garden

 

[Curlyteeth]

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I think this may be the better option. The motor noise of the washer may scare them before the soaking. What I'm after is a trauma that will prevent the cat wanting to come back. Whilst an encounter with the washer would undoubtedly traumatise the target the likelihood of hitting said target, is I think, low

 

[PeteFTM]

Don’t know if many opportunist burglars that would be put off by a cat kind.

Not sure I’d be put off burgling by a cocker spaniel running to lick me with it’s shite breath.

 

[cornish mackem]

Spuds. If you miss and can’t find the spud then it’s no hardship. Not likely to bust a window like you might with a marble or benker

 

[Keawyeds]

far cheaper to put poison down for the little bastards

Next time you sit down, may you trap a bollock

 

[Makem57]

far cheaper to put poison down for the little bastards

Starfish iirc

 

[Scimmy]

As a Nilfisk owner, I feel so inferior. But at least I can spell Kärcher.

Spare a thought for me! I bought a generic B&Q pressure washer. Oh the ignominy!

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Not sure I’d be put off burgling by a cocker spaniel running to lick me with it’s shite breath.

True, but a German Shepherd barking and guarding its territory might make the opportunist (most common) burglar look further down the street for an easier target.

A cat would just sit and watch him steal stuff.

 

[Snappy]

Anyone that would intentionally hurt or kill a cat is an absolute kernt. Whether you like them or not. They are someone's pet just like a dog is. Both are part of a family and would cause upset if they were killed.

There's an owner of a dog that lets said dog shit all over our front lawn. Same time same place every day. Not once have I thought about hurting the dog.

Throw/ blast water at cats but antifreeze .

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Don't be a tit.



And you, stop being such a fanny. It's a cat. It's not a f***ing honey badger

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