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[girojim]

Looks like he's trying to get you in bother

I've reported him just in case

 

[dangermows]

I've reported him just in case

Good idea. I will do the same.

 

[yamar1]

mine came last week after i ran out of gadgets to buy. took 4 weeks with the christmas backlog and id forgot about it then it turned up. didnt think id use it but growing towards it now, hooked it up to my harmony remote which works well and a good thing for some tunes.

6/10 but will rise

 

[Charmless Man]

The twat's too stupid to buy something decent - just spends his cash on the latest Facebook must have. Spent £1100 on a fecking Dachshund and expects us to buy his bairns winter coats.

Surely at this point you have to question your own parenting if this is your daughter’s choice of partner?

Dachsunds are class mind.

 

[dangermows]

Surely at this point you have to question your own parenting if this is your daughter’s choice of partner?

Dachsunds are class mind.

Massive tail probably.

 

[Fred Secrets]

I'm always surprised at how many posters hate each other on here. It's an internet forum, folks. Let's not forget that.

It's fantastic. A bunch of grown men who've never met each other calling each other names. What's not to like?

Fuckin A!

 

[girojim]

Massive tail probably.

Nah they've only got little ones......oh

It's fantastic. A bunch of grown men who've never met each other calling each other names. What's not to like?

Fuckin A!

Fuck you fred

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

It's fantastic. A bunch of grown men who've never met each other calling each other names. What's not to like?

Fuckin A!

You never went to that hotel for Christmas mind

 

[Fred Secrets]

Fuck you fred

Do you wanna fuckin dig?

You never went to that hotel for Christmas mind

I did. I announced it on here to tell everyone how great my life is.

Do you wanna fuckin dig?

 

[zwartekat]

I've reported him just in case

Good idea. I will do the same.

 

[the dark one]

Top banter when you got to mates houses

“Alexa set an alarm for 2am”
“Alexa set an alarm for 2.10am”
“Alexa set an alarm for 2.15am”

Especially mates you don’t really like

bet you've been awoken a few times then...

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

bet you've been awoken a few times then...

Don’t have one mate.

I’m not a thicky who needs to ask what the date is

 

[Billericay Dichio]

Surely at this point you have to question your own parenting if this is your daughter’s choice of partner?

Dachsunds are class mind.

Kids today eh?

Dachshunds? Only if done in the slow cooker.

 

[Zidane]

It's getting in habit of asking it instead of looking on your phone.

- Alexa, what time is Aquaman on at cinema

I've linked mine in with Domino's.

If you have one you need to activate the 'skills' and open up it's functionality.

 

[the dark one]

Don’t have one mate.

I’m not a thicky who needs to ask what the date is

I don't even know the month sometimes never mind the day.Mrs gans mad, I have no grasp on time.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

It's getting in habit of asking it instead of looking on your phone.

- Alexa, what time is Aquaman on at cinema

I've linked mine in with Domino's.

If you have one you need to activate the 'skills' and open up it's functionality.

“Alexa I fancy some greasy shite and being robbed”

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Alexia launch WMD now.

 

[The Rat]

Depends on how they’re used.

Bearing in mind you could use them to control lights, heating, kettles etc’ in your home. Most people use them as an expensive alarm clock and music player, though.

good christmas gift for people, got it for me sister and her kids love it, job done

 

[tunstall birdman]

Alexa, what do you think of them gays?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Alexa. Does dangermows try too hard to be cool?

She said yes. He reads the London evening standard website so he can try to be avant garde


Alexa Can I have another glue bag pls

Na