Useful alexa things amazon dot

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  1. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  2. The soap powder

    The soap powder Goalkeeper

    They play when santa got stuck up the chimney over and over again ...... well it does in my house .....:cry:
  3. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    Ours is in the kitchen abd its spot on. Ask it to tell me the news ona morning, whilst im making the cuppas. Then a bit of talksport whilst i get the breakfast done. BBC newcastle (black and white twats), at tea.

    I use the timers all the time when cooking/washing clothes. Reminder to pick the kids up.

    What's on the calendar (although haven't used this for a while).

    What time is it in a certain place (work).

    Play music/my playlist

    Kids play music

    What's the opening hours for the nearest shop

    Reorder your favourite takeaway

    Add stuff to shopping list - this is amazing when you are pottering about in the kitchen, as always used to forget stuff.

    Had a few drop ins, where you can talk through alexa when you are out and about. If I cannot get hold of the wife (no) on her mobile.

    I know I probably sound like a tart but I work from home and have two 5 year olds, so always stuff to do in the house.

    Love the alexa.
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  4. Alexa out. lol.
  5. Just hate me
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  6. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    “Alexa, play baby shark”

    “Alexa, play Disney party playlist”

    5000 times a day
  7. For Amazon, the CIA and NSA, aye
  8. James

    James Striker

    They're class. I wadnt dare touch our light switches now or my phone, that's very 2018. Just ask the speaker to sort it out.

    Great having speakers around the house you can transfer it to, I can listen to the National in the living room then go see @chunkylover53 in the bedroom and transfer it over there.
  9. Appears to be a talking transistor radio.

    Son-in-law's got one. "Alexa play another crap piece of music in low-fi."

  10. :eek:
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  11. Patch

    Patch Winger

    It has a crib skill man! It slaughtered me getting twenty-four hands, pegging loads, etc.
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  12. James

    James Striker

    Knowing you I thought you'd changed the text there to the Courteeners for some great bant. Real shame and a missed oppo.

    The real hipster trouble with the Echo is that when you ask it to play Frog it plays Crazy Frog. :cry: No respect.
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    So, from reading this, it's for little fat spenks. Fair enough.
  14. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Here he is. Mr craves attention
  15. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Be a good person and buy him an Alexa enabled Sonos then.
  16. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Announcing your arrival and in third person too, dear me. Ask Alexa to sort your patter out.
  17. girojim

    girojim Striker

    Go fuck yourself you stupid yank twat
  18. janiep

    janiep Striker

  19. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    Alexa, how many steps have I done today? Forgot about that one.
  20. zwartekat

    zwartekat Striker

    I blame @girojim

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