Discussion in 'SMB' started by monkeytassle, Jan 11, 2019.
Nope. They're shite.
@monkeytassle can we have an update on the date please
Alexa’s blocked the tedious c*nt
I once sneakily set the alarm the night before for 5.30 in the morning when I was heading out at 5.20 for early shift. She wasn't impressed at all
So you slept in. Canny.
Top banter when you got to mates houses
“Alexa set an alarm for 2am”
“Alexa set an alarm for 2.10am”
“Alexa set an alarm for 2.15am”
Especially mates you don’t really like
I even asked it to play the national
You’ve just out done me for banter there mate
Please be sure to tell your pals over a pint of wizards journey IPA
I love how much you hate me
It's all going to kick off in here tonight like
Not at all, it's a message board ffs
I'm always surprised at how many posters hate each other on here. It's an internet forum, folks. Let's not forget that.
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