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Discussion in 'SMB' started by monkeytassle, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. One day it won't be quite so robotic imo

    Me: Alexa, turn my Philips Hue lights in the lounge to 'Arizonan Sunset'

    Alexa: Do what?

    Me: Turn the lounge lights down

    Alexa: Fuck off
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  2. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Alexa; turn the Christmas tree off.
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  3. Ffs he’ll be off a cliff again
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  4. We need to do some gigs lad
  5. zwartekat

    zwartekat Striker

    Reality edited.
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  6. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Alexia does niceonemarra talk a load of bollocks?
    Alexia: It has been stated 1342 times on RTG that he does so yes.
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
  7. Ffs this place :lol:
  8. The twat's too stupid to buy something decent - just spends his cash on the latest Facebook must have. Spent £1100 on a fecking Dachshund and expects us to buy his bairns winter coats.
  9. James

    James Striker

    Since I've moved to an area where I used to to gigs once or twice a week without fail I've been to less gigs than I have done in years. :lol:

    Looking to sort that out this year and get back to what I loved, particularly tiny gigs where you have heard a name and not much else. I'll let you know if I'm at any you are and I'll get my round in.

    You can change device name to whatever you want. Mine are just called lights, so turn the lights off works fine.

    Can have anything you want. Well within reason as the hewwer has got no chance with accents. :)
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
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  10. Poor form

    I’m old and I still do loads
  11. girojim

    girojim Striker

    You fucking what mate?
  12. James

    James Striker

    Can't deny it. I've let myself and most importantly the NMRT dien.
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  13. zwartekat

    zwartekat Striker

    You predicted it all kicking off tonight. Mind, fizzled out quick enough.
  14. girojim

    girojim Striker

    I'm not to blame for it
  15. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Alexa. Does dangermows try too hard to be cool?

    She said yes. He reads the London evening standard website so he can try to be avant garde

    Alexa Can I have another glue bag pls
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  16. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
  17. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Take a breath and have another go at the English language
  18. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Looks like he's trying to get you in bother for some reason.

    Read what you quoted again. It's fine. Are you pissed?
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  19. Alexa, what do you think of them gays?
  20. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

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