Two-sentence Horror Stories

[ouro]

'Fosters or John Smiths only mate'. Said the barman.

 

[DaveH]

Things were looking bright and hopeful under Big Sam, we looked forward to the future.

Then he left and David Moyes took charge.

 

[Lord Potts]

The Football League's General Management Committee was delighted that the vote on the rule change had been unanimous. By 2045 the number of leagues within the football league would therefore be increased to 150 in order to accommodate Sunderland AFC's continuous back to back relegations that had commenced in 2018.

 

[ouro]

The Football League's General Management Committee was delighted that the vote on the rule change had been unanimous. By 2045 the number of leagues within the football league would therefore be increased to 150 in order to accommodate Sunderland AFC's continuous back to back relegations that had commenced in 2018.

There's always one that takes it too far.

 

[wash]

Reported for excessive commas.

Reported for only being one line. One line on a thread about two lines, disgraceful

 

[Some Random Guy]

Reported for only being one line. One line on a thread about two lines, disgraceful

Reported. For not understanding the difference between a sentence and a line.

 

[The Exile]

I farted.


It wasn't a fart.

 

[wash]

Reported. For not understanding the difference between a sentence and a line.

Well the line I threw out caught 1 little fish

 

[Lukas73]

'Fosters or John Smiths only mate'. Said the barman.

Winner