Duracel Funny
Striker
Honestly lads, a takeover is imminent.
Posted Madbob
Posted Madbob
Some Random Guy
Striker
I bet you've been ridden harder.
Well, there was this time at band camp....
Carpets
Central Defender
There is someone normal, all around them are dolls, knives, psychopaths and other wired shit. Something really scary happens that no one would dare write what really happened.Halloween is coming; can the members of the SMB terrify each other with some extremely brief tales of grim terror? Here's my effort:
The end
Lord Potts
Striker
"Yes I am afraid that it is true. At the time of your death you are obliged to re-live in minite detail the last 10 seasons of you favorite football club."
raindog
Winger
My next door neighbour who asked me to help him earlier to move his settee has just been found dead laying in a pool of blood. Someone had used his letter opener to carve it into his chest. And after that, they had carved my name under the gaping wound. I am now in handcuffs walking down the path towards a police car. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Doggerland Mackem
Full Back
I awoke, surrounded by the smelly, decaying undead lumbering towards me, craving and clammering to consume my living flesh to the bone.
I must have been pissed to not remember breaking into St. James's Park Gallowgate end on the eve of a home game.
I must have been pissed to not remember breaking into St. James's Park Gallowgate end on the eve of a home game.
D
Deleted member 40035
Guest
Sorry thought you were the OP.
Some Random Guy
Striker
Some Random Guy
Striker
I think you've won the thread with the horror of reality.f***ing scary init
Scared myself with that one.
D
Deleted member 40035
Guest
Obviously I am currently winning the thread, and you're a writer.
Some Random Guy
Striker
Same here, would hate my son to transition.Y'nar what I'm dreading even more.
"Dad".
"I'm pregnant".
roker beach
Striker
Are you talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me?
