Two-sentence Horror Stories

[CaptainWOW]

I'm tucking my son into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

 

[JAZZMANB]

His panic subsided and his legs felt the warmth of the seat and he could let nature happen
Then the horror of finding no toilet roll

 

[The Raven]

I woke from a dream where I was being chased by some nameless horror.

The dark shape in the room said 'got you'.

 

[maygo]

"Who's that c**t, he's just spilled my pint?"
"Owen Murray"
A particularly 90's feel to that one, especially as a teenage drinker back then

"Let's have a toot"
"I've lost the bag marra"

 

[ajthemackem]

I rolled off in a post-coital daze. Then I noticed her Adam's apple.

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Mad! Of course I'm not mad. You'll realise I'm right when I tell you how I dismembered the children.

For sale: Babies shoes, never worn.

Mark Twain I believe

 

[Lukas73]

The sign said this way to success....

A man opened the door with Cecil on his name badge....

 

[IAmZlatan]

Mad! Of course I'm not mad. You'll realise I'm right when I tell you how I dismembered the children.


Mark Twain I believe

Hemmingway

 

[Pell]

She opened the door
A ghost ett her face

 

[Luca]

Put this on full screen and turn the lights out.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

Simon.
Grayson.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I bought your book, well got it on my kindle unlimited. Read the first story, was canny. Look forward to reading the rest.

Thtas not my 2 sentences just a comment btw

I'll write a best seller just hook me up.

Put this on full screen and turn the lights out.

nah

The sign said this way to success....

A man opened the door with Cecil on his name badge....

I get it.

 

[Tman87]

The dog stood there, it's fur soaked, it's face puzzled, for it did not know what was about to happen. Monkeylove.

 

[beautiful liar]

She woke to the early sunbeams gently radiating through the window, stretched lazily and turned over in her soft, all encompassing cucoon.

Then, with horror, she realised it was Tuesday, it was 8.45am and she was very late for work, and a very important meeting she was supposed to chair.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

The psychopathic murderer who bludgeoned baby seals to death got 25 years.

The woman who caused a pile up on the motorway due to using her mobile phone got 180 hours of community service.

 

[Nipple Salad]

I woke up, tightly bound to a chair and aching from a recent blow to the head.

The Simon Cowell lookalike before me was holding a huge book on which was written "TB's entire love poetry collection".

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I woke up, tightly bound to a chair and aching from a recent blow to the head.

The Simon Cowell lookalike before me was holding a huge book on which was written "TB's entire love poetry collection".

It would have been a lot more horrific if cowbell was holding a 12” black strap on.

 

[Nipple Salad]

It would have been a lot more horrific if cowbell was holding a 12” black strap on.

A close run thing, ruined brain or ruined arse.

At least an arse can be stitched back together

 

[Dark Traveller]

The campfire was starting to go out, the howling was getting closer now, the look on my scared son's face was the moment I decided the wolf wasn't getting him.... I pulled out my camping knife and jumped straight at the approaching animal. My knife dug deep into its throat, but its claws cut deep into my stomach, I was dying but the beast was dead and it wasn't getting my son, as I closed my eyes there was another howl and closely followed by an anguished scream.... My last dying thought as the coldness took me "NO! NO! Not my son.... not.... my....."

 

[Jap Stammer]

Waking alone in bed during a power cut, he groped blindly for the matches on his bedside table to light the candle he had placed there earlier.

Somebody placed them in his hand.