Sunderland Til I Cry
Winger
Stop watching and tooting (meant eaves dropping).
If you break your legs on that bloody bike don’t come running to me.
If you break your legs on that bloody bike don’t come running to me.
Things Your Mam used to say to You
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John the Savage
Winger
If you get out of bed Dickie Darkie 'ill get ya.
What’s with them udders like? 
CatRyan
Striker
I love that so hard
black cat in france
Striker
Stop humming and harring
Go and run up a shutter
Up Micks arsel in America
Go and run up a shutter
Up Micks arsel in America
Ballyshannon Lad
Goalkeeper
If I ever did something right, which was rare, me mam would praise me with "you're not as green as you're cabbage looking ".
I think it was a compliment
I think it was a compliment
Alfies Hat
Midfield
The School Board Man will get you.
Tadger
Striker
People who "definitely aren't racist" sharing posts from incredibly racist organisations.
Either thick as fuck or racist. Not a great look either way.
Gillythedilf
Winger
Where’s me nana gone ?
“ she’s ran away with a ginger blackie”
This was said all the time if you asked where a female elder was.
“ she’s ran away with a ginger blackie”
This was said all the time if you asked where a female elder was.
You’ll ruin my cake tins 
Get ya c*ck out of my mouth: this isn't Middlesbrough.
Or at least I think that's what she was saying.
We didn't have a cat.
Or at least I think that's what she was saying.
Used to alternate between that and "a walk round the table and a kick of the cat."
We didn't have a cat.
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InsomniacAttack
Central Defender
"I'm standing here like piffy on a coughdrop"
You’d better pull your socks up or you’ll go to Felstead.
Jon Dough
Winger
Pit or the yards, to be fair as a kid neither seemed a bad choice.
