Things Your Mam used to say to You

[heroesof73]

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[MackneyHackem]

Absolutely side-splitting stuff mate.

Can I add you on Facey?

 

[chriswallace85]

James, ya panackelty's getting cold!

 

[MackneyHackem]

James, ya panackelty's getting cold!

 

[Metro Man]

Lets just hope it grows son.....

 

[PinzaC55]

What do you want me to do, wear a black arm band ?
What did your last servant die of ?
Do you think you're on your gannies yacht ?
Stop tormenting the dog.

 

[Ned Land]

You were adopted you little ****

 

[Pnematic1]

“ I m ringing the borstal right now …”

 

[Jon Dough]

“ I m ringing the borstal right now …”

Borstal/cottage homes.

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Always get my full Sunday name when I was in trouble

 

[Alpha P]

"I'm having you put in a home"........maybe a bit harsh, but i probably deserved it

 

[70s traveller]

What the hell are you doing now.

 

[Charmless Man]

Absolutely side-splitting stuff mate.

Can I add you on Facey?

“60 things we’d never heard of in the 60s.”

Photos of golliwogs.

Pixelated selfie profile picture showing off five chins.

 

[Ned Land]

“ I m ringing the borstal right now …”

Our mam/mum was lovely 99% of the time but I do recall her pretending to phone the children’s home a few times when she was exasperated with us.

 

[monkeytassle]

Me: What's for tea

Response: shit with sugar on

 

[Jap Stammer]

After a home haircut:

"Give it a week. It'll be fine".

 

[EchoMan]

Borstal/cottage homes.

I used to like the idea of the cottage homes tbh. It looked an upgrade on where we lived.

 

[Jon Dough]

I used to like the idea of the cottage homes tbh. It looked an upgrade on where we lived.

Mr Sheldon was apparently the bloke who owned the Cottage Homes, I was petrified of him even though he may never even have existed

 

[Big Duke Six]

Mum?
I bet you call a bus a coach?

 

[JAZZMANB]

I'll get you two !
When you asked for something expensive
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face .
He'll be there .... with his hat on ..