Things Your Mam used to say to You

[Jap Stammer]

"Wait 'til your Dad gets home".

Was actually our preferred option, to be fair.

He could be reasoned with, be empathetic.

Unlike TerMamator.

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Mam..."there's a fiver Son..don't tell your dad"
Me..."why?"
Mam..."because its his"

 

[Quinninho]

"Dinnit eat raw taties - yerl get warts"

 

[lostinfrance]

Me: What's for tea

Response: shit with sugar on

Farts with onions

But Mam, I don't like onions

 

[JonMc]

Don't cry or else I'll give you something to cry about.

 

[Jon Dough]

Don't cry or else I'll give you something to cry about.

They must have all been given the same script as they left the maternity ward.

 

[Jap Stammer]

Don't cry or else I'll give you something to cry about.

Variations on a theme:

"Stop crying, or I'll give you something to really cry about".

 

[BarnesPark]

You’re neither use nor ornament!

 

[socrates]

if ever I said 'I wish', mam would say 'wish in one hand then shit in the other and see which is full first'.

 

[dangermows]

Some horrible Mams about it seems

 

[Chesterladmackem]

Put your jumper on or you will get aches and pains when older.
How right she was.

 

[CatRyan]

you've eaten enough to make a donkey stiff

 

[AgelessStranger]

"Ran away with a black man" was the oft used intended riposte to a question of where someone was. Mainly other mams auto response to any kid asking the question "where's me mam?"

 

[Pnematic1]

Put your jumper on or you will get aches and pains when older.
How right she was.

Don’t put yer coat on in the house - you’ll not feel the benefit when you get outside .

 

[Junior Birdman]

"Stuart, the A-Team is starting on telly."

 

[Freddie the Greek]

"Lee Howey Lee Howey Lee Howey, yer brother is a ****"

 

[wisemensaysteve]

You will go blind if you don't stop that!

 

[Lord Potts]

You will go blind if you don't stop that!

Spent a lot of time looking at the sun through a telescope did you Old Boy?

 

[mysticmackem]

Come here now, and I'll give you a clip in the ear

 

[Big Duke Six]

you've eaten enough to make a donkey stiff

Mine used to say, "you'll eat one more tattie than a pig".