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During a long drive to Cornwall about 5 or so years back the GF actually asked me if Jesus came before the dinosaurs, nearly swerved off the f***ing road.
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The bairn (She was 16 at the time) once asked if I believed in dinosaurs. I said it wasn't a question of belief, they were there, skeletons etc have been found.During a long drive to Cornwall about 5 or so years back the GF actually asked me if Jesus came before the dinosaurs, nearly swerved off the f***ing road.
My missus (no) once rang me from work to find out what had won the Grand National.
"Earth Summit", says I.
I then heard her at the other end of the phone shouting around the office, "It's Earth something. He's not sure. I'll get him to check for sure".
I put the phone down.
She's a Houghton lass and when we met she thought I was a proper 'Townie'.Fantastic.
I knew an otherwise intelligent lass who thought night time was a git big cloud that came over every night and made it dark.
Sadly no. University educated too, must've been nearly 30 by the time she undertood.This is a wind-up, right?
Sadly no. University educated too, must've been nearly 30 by the time she undertood.
You should do a podcast and she can be the Karl PilkingtonTwo particularly "special" stories for me.
Firstly when the Mrs (no) thought there were some scuffs on our walls and decided to touch up the paint. Went to the shops, brought back 3 tins of paint and proceeded to touch up 2 bedrooms, the landing, the stairs and the living room.
She'd thought that all paint companies used the exact same shades and had covered most of the walls in our house in patches of the wrong shade of paint. Ended up getting a painter & decorator in to fix her "improvements".
Secondly, the Mrs (still no) & her sister (no) talking while I'm watching the telly:
Sister: So did you enjoy your holiday?
Mrs: Yeah it was lovely thanks.
Sister: So you know when you're up in the sky in the plane? How come you can't see the stars?
Mrs: Because you're above them.
Must have been 7 years ago and I still tell the second one to anyone I get the opportunity to.
Incredible.
Looks photoshopped
Lass at work burst into tears in the hairdressers thinking about haggis because we'd convinced her the day before that haggis were small rodent-like creatures that lived in heather, from where they were chased by haggis-beaters, then clubbed to death before having their heads, tails and legs pulled off before being boiled in a massive pot.
Same lass asked about riderless horses in horse-racing and we told her they were there for training and had sandbags across their saddles to weigh them down while they followed the other horses round the course.
I like how a minor mistake in mixing up two very similar words is used as the counter argument to people thinking dinosaurs never existed.‘Rein ‘Stephen.
Think of the horse, you pull the reins when you want to stop the animal.
The leather things attatched to his bit- the iron piece in his gob.
Good lad... no charge for that.
Lettuce prayWent out with a lass once who complained of an atheist on her salad.....meant an aphid
Mostly starts from our own galaxy, surely?The wife's mate thinks that stars are 'twinkly bits of things'. When I told her they were suns in other galaxies she thought I was on a wind up.
I like how a minor mistake in mixing up two very similar words is used as the counter argument to people thinking dinosaurs never existed.
As if that's just as bad.
Lettuce pray
Mostly starts from our own galaxy, surely?
Different solar systems.
Geniune question can we see any stars from other galaxies with a naked eye?
Lass at work burst into tears in the hairdressers thinking about haggis because we'd convinced her the day before that haggis were small rodent-like creatures that lived in heather, from where they were chased by haggis-beaters, then clubbed to death before having their heads, tails and legs pulled off before being boiled in a massive pot.
Same lass asked about riderless horses in horse-racing and we told her they were there for training and had sandbags across their saddles to weigh them down while they followed the other horses round the course.
I like how a minor mistake in mixing up two very similar words is used as the counter argument to people thinking dinosaurs never existed.
As if that's just as bad.
Lettuce pray
Mostly starts from our own galaxy, surely?
Different solar systems.
Geniune question can we see any stars from other galaxies with a naked eye?
He's justifiably afraid of what that might mean for the UK's future gene pool.
We also had a lass at work convinced haggis was like a Scottish rabbit that was an endangered species and only lived in the Highlands I'm pathetic at pranks as I can't keep a straight face but we had her going for a good few days till she told her mam did she know.....