Things lasses say #anotherlevel

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Bagpuss

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So we are staying just outside of Chester tonight and crossed the border into Wales.

Her "How can we be in Wales, we havent crossed the sea?"

Me: "Wales is connected to England"

Her: "Eh?"

Me: "Wales is connected to England the way France is connected to Germany and Spain etc"

Her: "France is connected to Germany and Spain? I thought they were all on Islands the same as England?" :eek:

Me: "France, Spain, Germany, Italy Greece, Holland, Belgium, Denmark etc are all part of mainland Europe, they are all connected via land."

Her: "You are winding me up now arent you?":eek::eek::eek:
 


Dane Bowers was my neighbour for a bit. Never once heard him sing freak me.
 
nelford_safc said:
Why are you bickering with your lass on a trip instead of bucking her rotten?
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A 3 year old who never sleeps is the best form of contraceptive known to man :lol:

Tex said:
Why are so many lads on here married to absolute f***ing dribbling morons? These bewers should never have been let out of the juniors. I hope to Christ they aren't doing any kind of work that involves a modicum of intelligence.

I wonder if its the same people who clam all yanks are thick?
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Married/divorced two very intelligent grads/post grads in the past so now work on the old adage that

"If you always do what you always did then you always get what you always got."

;)

duff_man said:
More to the point why has he gone to wales?
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Going to Chester Zoo tomorrow, if you stay just over the border its about half the price, Im beginning to understand why:lol:
 
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Another one that will fall for the line...Do you think my cock tastes funny?
 
Tex said:
Why are so many lads on here married to absolute f***ing dribbling morons? These bewers should never have been let out of the juniors. I hope to Christ they aren't doing any kind of work that involves a modicum of intelligence.

I wonder if its the same people who clam all yanks are thick?
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To be fair like there's a difference between intelligence and knowledge

I know f***ing loads

I'm also thick as fuck
 
duff_man said:
Quiet doris
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No idea why I found that so funny, but here I am giggling like a loon. You earned that like

Bagpuss said:
So we are staying just outside of Chester tonight and crossed the border into Wales.

Her "How can we be in Wales, we havent crossed the sea?"

Me: "Wales is connected to England"

Her: "Eh?"

Me: "Wales is connected to England the way France is connected to Germany and Spain etc"

Her: "France is connected to Germany and Spain? I thought they were all on Islands the same as England?" :eek:

Me: "France, Spain, Germany, Italy Greece, Holland, Belgium, Denmark etc are all part of mainland Europe, they are all connected via land."

Her: "You are winding me up now arent you?":eek::eek::eek:
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Well I'm afraid the only possible way to remedy this is pics. And as you clearly didn't say (no), I'm afraid your argument is invalid
 

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