[The Ashes] first Test - Brisbane

[jackpunch]

Smith is obviously a great player but he's horrible to watch.

 

[Steak Pie]

YEEEESSSSSS

Lovely piss weak shot as well, back you go Rat Boy.

 

[Sweeper]

Fuck off Warner.

 

[Baloo]

Boycs is absolutely loving that one

 

[Steak Pie]

That's an absolutely terrible shot, worse than Malan's.

I'm so happy.

 

[jackpunch]

Hopefully Peter Handjob wont last longer either

 

[chopsfc007]

Ball fuck of rat boy

 

[Brexit]

Was just about to say these two were looking good.

We have an opening here.

 

[Sweeper]

Excellent comment from Boycott after the Warner wicket, on TMS:

“Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella”.

Too early to get carried away of course, but all of a sudden 300 is looking quite handy.

 

[Steak Pie]

And we thought Gary Ballance batted deep in his crease.

 

[NorthCountryBoy]

Mornin' Richie, mornin' everybody.

Sounds like I missed a great session there. Constant 'vital next hour' in this game! A few of you still powered through it I see - are any of you at work at 9?

 

[Sweeper]

Goaaaaarrrnnnn Jimmy lad!!!!

 

[Steak Pie]

Gerrup.

He's so far back in his crease that anything hitting his pads is going to be close.

 

[Sweeper]

Mornin' Richie, mornin' everybody.

Sounds like I missed a great session there. Constant 'vital next hour' in this game! A few of you still powered through it I see - are any of you at work at 9?

I’ve had the holidays booked for months. Got to plan ahead.

Reverse swing for Anderson. Real chance for him to get at Marsh now.

 

[Steak Pie]

We had them on the ropes like this multiple times on the last tour, except they had Haddin and Johnson coming in and saving the day back then. Do any of this Aussie tail have that kind of talent?

 

[NorthCountryBoy]

I’ve had the holidays booked for months. Got to plan ahead.

Reverse swing for Anderson. Real chance for him to get at Marsh now.

Just sleeping after the end of play?

We're a Smith wicket away from dreamland here.

 

[LD19SAFC]

Come on!!!

 

[Sweeper]

Just sleeping after the end of play?

We're a Smith wicket away from dreamland here.

Aye. Nocturnal.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Morning all. Convicts looking mentally fragile. Dropping catches, throwing wickets away. Great to hear. I thought I was dreaming for a bit. Great decision to set the alarm for silly o'clock.

 

[BIG BAZ]

Haway lads !!!